A van der Westhuizen

[Kinky Feelings @SexuaIMessages]

ATTENTION UGLY GIRLS: Life isn't a fairy tale, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.

[Kinky Feelings @SexuaIMessages]

Me: Wow everything seems right for once. Life: Hold on let me f*ck it up.

[Kinky Feelings @SexuaIMessages]

I take life with a grain of salt...and a lime...and a shot of tequila.

[Kinky Feelings @SexuaIMessages]

I see some people with the most ridiculous statuses on facebook.. "LIKE if you a boy or a girl : )" No im a fucking rock.

[Kinky Feelings @SexuaIMessages]

I think there is one thing both genders can agree on, neither one want Justin Bieber in their gender.

[Casper de Vries @casperrasper]

Earth-like planeet ontdek deur NASA. Is daar lewe ...? Ons sal weet oor 439 jaar

[A van der Westhuizen @AntonvdW88]

Interesting fact: Prior to the internet, the last technology that had any real effect on the way people talked was the table.

[A van der Westhuizen @AntonvdW88]

@taniabenade Ek seker ek is te slim vir tweets...