Ellen’s Burner

I like turtles. I’m here for Patrick Mahomes slander

[Ellen’s Burner @Antproto]

Please support my GoFundMe campaign: https://t.co/OGBo4BwrrK @gofundme

[Ellen’s Burner @Antproto]

Linked in is a hive of scum and villainy

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

I still randomly think about how PISSED I used to be in the huddle when Adam Gase would call “21 dive” on 2nd & 10 …

[Ellen’s Burner @Antproto]

Best day of my life

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They can take it from my cold dead hands

[News12NJ @News12NJ]

RECALL ALERT: A New Jersey-based company has recalled more than 80,000 pounds of ready-to-eat sliced prosciutto ham. #recall #recallalert https://t.co/nfk1QSZOlF

[Ellen’s Burner @Antproto]

@medikaii @willnights1 Let me get that

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@AustinHunt Thank you for your swift reporting

[Ellen’s Burner @Antproto]

11 years as a minster time sure does fly

[Ellen’s Burner @Antproto]

Easter is by far the shittiest of holidays. I am retiring it after this year

[Ellen’s Burner @Antproto]

@Momma_Sciabica

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Kissing Kate Barlow was a baddie

[Ellen’s Burner @Antproto]

@AustinHunt I gotta know the story behind these

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How did Angostura get such a lock on the bitters market

[Ellen’s Burner @Antproto]

His name was Dominic and he helped Santa climb the hills in Italy

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They should bring back the sunken living room

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

LAR 20 - 43 DAL
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1079th unique final score in NFL history.

[Ellen’s Burner @Antproto]

Dum thicc

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

Judge Judy looks great. Body crazy.

[Frank Fleming @NjTank99]

Dolphins won't win another game

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

DEN 20 - 70 MIA
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1077th unique final score in NFL history.

[Ellen’s Burner @Antproto]

Planets are just moons of the sun

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@LenBardsley Is the game over?