The other night when I went out to karaoke, I was taking a piss. A dude walks out of the stall and past me, then stops, turns around, and says “are you LiquidWiFi”
I got recognised with literal cock in hand. What the fuck is my life
G-Man voice actor Mike Shapiro posts mysterious message for New Years
• His first post in 4 years
• Hopes the future holds some 'unexpected surprises'
• Included hashtags for Half-Life, Valve, and 2025
Hey, hey! I’m endorsing a new cola kids, and this one isn’t poisonous to anybody! (That we know of) New and improved buzz cola is made of the finest sugars and waters. Plus it has a special ingredient, too hot, for the FDA. It’ll give you the “get up and go” you need to do all th
Back in Tampa. I still have power, water and internet. The storm knew if it took them from me, I would erase its bloodline from history. Smart move.
Stay strong to those still without.