RealAnubisSama

Sarcastic redditor and nerd who thinks he is funny.

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@drmistercody @benshapiro Oh please, who HASN'T (allegedly) paid of a hooker with campaign funds?

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@longshotauthor An option would be to write instead of tweeting about a mediocre Dresden Files-knock off, to give it free publicity abusing the good faith of your fanbase.
Alas, that seems a solution beyond your reach Mr Butcher.

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@StargateNow Dude finally managed to ascend on his own after two decades of meditating and has the maturity not to get kicked out 5 minutes later.

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@CatieOsaurus Actions have consequences, you going to be a murder-hobo, you'll be chased by the local law enforcement. Depending on how notorious you become this might end up with them committing more resources like hiring a Wizard with scrying abilities or bounties
depending on the setting.

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@Alderdoodle Hospital

Stupid parents

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@RpgrsD Wizard High Elf evocation school

Wizard variant human, starting with 2 level dip into figther (action surge and proficiency to constitution saves are so worth it IMHO), divination school

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@DanielBGreene Hey Daniel, I would like that. Please and thank you.

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@RaysWorks They clearly can barely handle one a year, just make it something once every two years but worth our time, or so they have enough time to tackle the systemic issues plaguing the code.

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@impulseSV You have a pest problem in your base impulse, check the spaces inside the walls.

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@adrian_ivl Pssst, you misspelt stalactite and stalagmite as "dripstone".

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@longshotauthor Maybe you should worry less about writting a quatable book, and worry more about writting a good book next time? There is a diffrence you know.

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@HowWeRollEoghan I wash my hands off of this :P if you had listened to me you'd have ended up with a bird person that shouts lighting out of their mouth.

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@HowWeRollEoghan @HWRPodcast @DevonChulick @TtlPrtyChll @vartian @demigodsfall @HWRPodcastNiall Aarakocra, who doesn't want 50 feet of flight movement?

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@HowWeRollEoghan Pick sorcerer, you can be an effective nuker when needed, but the metamagic also gives you versatility and the ability for crazy shenanigans + when you pick the source for your magic you get an amazing cornerstone to build a great backstory.

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@cubfan135 Here is a reconstruction of how the pyramids originally looked like. So maybe make yours out of quartz with a golden beacon on the top?

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@yurifujoshit BBC Sherlock: has the solution magically given to him off-screen so the viewer can't do it, neglecting the fundamental aspect of a mystery story.

Fixed that for you.

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Apparently "Hey do you want me to share some Sourdough starter with you?" Is the new "Netflix and chill".

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@HWRPodcast Whiskey sour: 2 measure whiskey, 3/4 measure lemon juice, 3/4 measure simple syrup (1:1 sugar to water), optional 1 egg white

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@HWRPodcast It's not even a question of aesthetics or feel. A group of people get transported to another world where they discover incredible powers and defeat an evil overlord. CoS is an isekai...

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A question I didn't expect to hear today: "Is Curse of Strahd an Isekai?" ... I mean... technically, yes? @HWRPodcast thoughts?