I love Cupcakes, Sex & Cosmopolitan Magazine. I am epically awesome, a complete dork and the female version of Michael from The Office...That's What She Said
I’m watching Friends and it’s the episode where Ginger finds out Chandler has a third nipple. I don’t get what is so weird about third nipples… I’ve seen them before. They look like birthmarks.
Are there like worst kinds out there? Is that like a deal breaker to people?
The owner told them they are moving. I don’t think they are… he’s clearly VERY annoying.
“That’s crazy. That’s new information to me.” Under his breath
So I’m at this Thai spot having a quick dinner alone and I’m sitting at the bar. Tell me how I’m here munching away at some Pad Thai using chopsticks. The Asian guy next to me is eating chicken wings with a fork…