Anusha Ebrahim

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[Anusha Ebrahim @AnushaEbrahim]

People are often shocked when I say that I was exposed to Latin at a public school starting in kindergarten. As a product of this curriculum, I can attest to the fact that it truly has life-long impacts. Congrats Magistra!!

[💛🐝Magistra Cohen🐝💛 @magistracohen]

I'll be presenting "Legamus, Scribamus, Cantemus, et Dicamus: Let’s Bring Latin to Very Young Learners" (accepted for last year, but I deferred to this year) at #ACLInstitute! I'd be happy to talk proposals w/you if you're interested but not quite sure what to submit! #LatinTeach

[Anusha Ebrahim @AnushaEbrahim]

Let’s normalize men knowing their birth times

[Anusha Ebrahim @AnushaEbrahim]

@caymanjack sponsor her

[Anusha Ebrahim @AnushaEbrahim]

I��d simp for John king any day

[Anusha Ebrahim @AnushaEbrahim]

“What’s that consulting place called? Detroit?? No wait- Deloitte!” -Jessica Tartakovsky, premed, NU ‘21 @jrtndt28

[Anusha Ebrahim @AnushaEbrahim]

The bar is so low

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

You won't have to worry about my tweets when I'm president.

[Anusha Ebrahim @AnushaEbrahim]

She tripped.

[Anusha Ebrahim @AnushaEbrahim]

Funny she should say that, considering Whitney Young had metal detectors at the front door that were never even plugged in, but students were required to walk through them anyways...so much for security

[Kelly Bauer @BauerJournalism]

Lightfoot says CPS won't cut ties with CPD: "We're not gonna do that. Unfortunately, we need security in our schools. We spent a lot of time a year ago working through challenges we had seen with police officers in our schools."

[Suzy Vazquez @suzy_vazquez]

Put a finger down if you just want to make journalism tik toks and be @davejorgenson when you grow up! @medillonthehill @MedillSchool

[Anusha Ebrahim @AnushaEbrahim]

Okay what are the official start and end dates for cuffing season? Asking for a friend

[Anusha Ebrahim @AnushaEbrahim]

Apparently u can pay company online to print an image on a potato (u read that right), sharpie a message on the back, and ship it to your loved one. What is the world

[Anusha Ebrahim @AnushaEbrahim]

The answer is no

[Kayla Harney @penelopeswife]

if she doesn’t fall asleep doing the crossword is she even worth your time

[Anusha Ebrahim @AnushaEbrahim]

“Anusha what are you even going to do with a Classics degree??”

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

PROS OF COFFEE:

-delicious

-makes life more tolerable

-kills appetite so you can save money

-sometimes I have heart palpitations so I could possibly die before having to repay my student loans

CONS OF COFFEE:
-???
-???
-???

[Anusha Ebrahim @AnushaEbrahim]

Me, an academic, summarizing the first 300 lines of Alcestis-

Admetus: hey babe I don’t feel like dying today, will u die for me pls?
Alcestis: yea sure i guess
Admetus: noooo don’t kill urself ur so sexy aha (no but fr u gotta go, Hades is waiting for u k bye)

[keel @Keewalabear]

english professor: the only material you need to buy is a notebook and if that poses any financial hardship please come talk to me we can absolutely help

stem professor: you MUST use the newest edition of this book that will cost you $200 oh also buy sapling and a clicker :)))

[Anusha Ebrahim @AnushaEbrahim]

Well only one of us can be rockin chunky filas and I won’t be the one changing so

[Anusha Ebrahim @AnushaEbrahim]

Gorls can u also relate?

[𝐤𝐨𝐛𝐲 ♡ @kobychill]

accidentally stared at myself in the mirror too long now i'm pretty positive im shaped like gru