Anuvab Pal

Indian comedian/scriptwriter, often in the UK
Contact:
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[Dan @CfcDan_01]

🚨Zlatan Ibrahimovic on VAR after Croatia’s last-minute equaliser vs Portugal was ruled out:*

This referees are doing everything possible for Ronaldo to win the world cup but they will say Messi is the FIFA boy , This ball was never an Offside because the ball didn't touch the Croatia player , This is pure daylight robbery.

"The referee and VAR have just erased what should have been one of the greatest moments of this World Cup.”

"Let’s be clear: if you’re going to cancel a goal in the 90th minute, the evidence has to be beyond doubt. I’ve watched the incident multiple times, from every angle, and I still don’t see anything conclusive enough to overturn it.”

"If you’re in that VAR room for minutes, pausing, zooming, drawing lines to a shoulder, a boot, a heel… it’s not clear and obvious. And if it’s not clear, the goal must stand. That’s the whole point of VAR.”

"The referee has allowed technology to become the main character. But fans don’t fill stadiums or stay up late to watch a screen. They come for football — for drama, for emotion, for moments you remember forever.”

"Croatia showed real fight. They dug in, they scored late, they thought they’d earned a dramatic equaliser to keep their dream alive. Then one decision ripped it away, and that decision will be argued about for years.”

"This is why confidence in VAR is collapsing. It’s no longer fixing obvious mistakes. It’s hunting millimeters that nobody in the stadium can see with their own eyes. That’s not what football is supposed to be.”

"I feel for those Croatian players more than anything. You celebrate, you believe your World Cup is back on, and then it’s gone in seconds. For me, the referee on the pitch and VAR in the booth both got it wrong.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

The World Cup has proven yet again that Americans have awful football chants, so it's time to teach them how to be real fans...

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[The Entertainment Factory @TheEntFactory]

Meeting the squad on Day 1 like... 👋 Every great journey starts with a simple introduction, and today we met the incredible kids At the NCPA

[The Entertainment Factory @TheEntFactory]

@AnuvabPal Meeting the squad on Day 1 like... 👋 Every great journey starts with a simple introduction, and today we met the incredible kids At NCPA

[The Entertainment Factory @TheEntFactory]

Mumbai, are you ready? 📢 @AnuvabPal is bringing his hit stand-up show "The Nation Wants To Know" to the NCPA stage!

📍 NCPA, Mumbai 🗓️ Sunday, 5th July | 7:30 PM 🎫 Head over to BookMyShow to grab your seats before they sell out!

[Anuvab Pal @AnuvabPal]

There's been a lot of talk of Indian tourists behaving badly around the world. I spoke to a travel agent friend to see if this was true. For @EconomicTimes

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Britain is the greatest country in the world.There's a key mayoral election and the possible next PM of the UK stands next to a man with a bin on his head (the legend Count Binface) & a fox.
This comedy cannot be explained. You either get it or you don't
https://t.co/T4RpwNkaV7

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Go to Our Last Week on Youtube for more

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@hellobuglers
Woolly Mammoth vs Inflation. One of the great debates of our times. @felicityward @ZaltzCricket

[sameer khan @monkfromearth]

I wish more people knew about this movie. What an intelligent satire comedy to come out of 2009. Felt like we aced the mockumentary style way back.

Kudos to @AnuvabPal, Kunaal Roy Kapur, @konkonas, and the entire cast and crew.

The President Is Coming still feels surprisingly fresh.

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For @EconomicTimes
In which I propose a pre liberalization museum for Indian Gen Z, so they get an idea of what life was like without Netflix and food delivery apps and craft coffee.
https://t.co/VtlwUkniOg

[Dr Andrew Fleming 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Andrew007Uk]

@funny_tintin I have sat with fans of both clubs for different derby matches.

Every visitor to the private entrance of my residence are greeted with this as @AnuvabPal recently found.

But when it comes to the Women’s game you are right - I argue we should all be proud of the #MoshalGirls

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Did a private show recently in Mumbai on AI in advertising. Had to follow Sachin Tendulkar’s talk. Hard act to follow.

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@bookmyshow

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AI vs India
Mumbai, live, July 5. Tickets on @bookmyshow

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My favorite moment of the swearing in was the one and only, Mithun. Behind PM Modi. The ultimate Disco Dancer. In a beret.

[Anuvab Pal @AnuvabPal]

History of 300 years of Bengal:

Shahenshah Siraj Ud Daula zindabad
God Save The King
Lal Salaam
Poriborton
Poriborton to Poriborton

[Anuvab Pal @AnuvabPal]

The PM has arrived at his party HQ to congratulate the team in a traditional Bengali wedding outfit.

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The Indian media may have gone to hell but thanks to @DeKoderAI , there is sensible analysis of the elections again. @Nidhi, Dr. Prannoy Roy and gang are back. Watch here:
https://t.co/i1cKEvMfBn

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For @EconomicTimes on Iran, and all the cool things it has given the world.
https://t.co/0zHZqY5MUO