Anya Quotes

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"Don't be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch."

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"You want to look at the money? I find it always calms me." #BTVS

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"I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis, and now I don't even have that!" #BTVS

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Xander: "So, the crux of this plan is..." Anya: "Sexual intercourse. I've said it like a dozen times." #BTVS

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"A year and a half ago, I could've eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler."

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Xander: Sell bars. Make money. Take Anya nice places. Buy pretty things.
Anya: That does make sense. All right, I support you. Go sell more!

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Giles: I have a friend who's coming to town, and I'd like us to be alone. Anya: Oh, you mean an orgasm friend? #BTVS #Hush

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"This isn't a relationship. You don't need me. All you care about is lots of orgasms." #BTVS #Hush

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Anya: Soon he'll be sweating. I'm imagining having sex with him again. Buffy: Imaginary Xander is quite the machine.

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@Buffy_Quoter That's a classic for sure. Thanks for the follow :)

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"Quiet! You'll miss the humorous conclusion." #Anya #BTVS

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Buffy, to Riley: "Maggie tried to kill me."
Anya: "It didn't work, but they're all upset anyway."

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"Please remove your clothing now." #Anya #BTVS

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"I like you. You're funny, and you're nicely shaped. And frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock."

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"If she's a vampire, then I'm the creature from the Black Lagoon." #Anya #BTVS (Season 3 // Doppelgangland)

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"I'm 1120 years old, just give me a frigging beer!" #Anya #BTVS

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@TinyBuffyFan Thanks for the follow!

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"Fine. You know what? I hope you die. Aren't we gonna kiss?" #Anya #BuffyQuotes #BTVS

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"When I think that something could happen to you, it feels bad inside, like I might vomit." #Anya #BuffyQuotes #BTVS

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"Look I know you find me attractive. I've seen you looking at my breasts." #Anya #BTVS #BuffyQuotes