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BREAKING: Who did the FBI use as Confidential Human Sources at the Capitol Building on January 26, 2021? This guy recorded here and 25 others. "Insurrection!!!" he can be heard shouting repeatedly, as he's waived inside the building, trying to incite the crowd. #SatireNews

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Elon Musk Launches Titanic 2 -- Promises Free Cruise Tickets to Democrats Suffering TDS - Trump Derangement Syndrome - https://t.co/J4qTzC4rTw

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Breaking: David’s slingshot confiscated under new 'safety regulations.' Goliath’s estate pleased. #VictoryInJesus

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God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called. Today’s world calls customer service. #BiblicalCustomerSupport"

[Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles]

I will crawl over broken glass to vote for this guy.

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When David faced Goliath, he didn’t talk about how dangerous Goliath was—he talked about how great God is. Don’t talk fear. Talk faith.

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

Tonight we prayed over President Trump. We prayed for his safety, his strength, a unified country, and God's will to be done. 🙏🏼

May God continue to bless Donald Trump

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Breaking: Moses’ staff confiscated for being a 'dangerous weapon.' #SafetyFirst

[Wendy Bell @WendyBellPgh]

CORRECTION:
January 6th will be remembered as the smokescreen trap created by the Deep State to cover up a stolen election and remind more than 100 Republican congressmen and women who were about to vote against certifying the election that they are owned by a bureaucrat machine fueled by blackmail and bribery.
January 6ers caught up unknowingly in the trap were viewed as the necessary collateral damage, like innocents killed in the crossfire of war.
The Deep State hates you. They hate America. And they must be defeated, because it may well be the last war we fight.
#Trump2024

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@WendyBellPgh Netflix reboot of Night of the Living Dead!! RUN

[Wendy Bell @WendyBellPgh]

The woman doesn't blink. She's greasing the skids for the steal, and delivers the explanation with slithering ease.

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If Goliath was around today, he’d have a blue checkmark and millions of followers. #TrueHeroes

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Breaking: Pharaoh’s army drowns in the Red Sea. Twitter asks, 'Did they have life insurance?' #EndTimesHeadlines

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Praying is like texting God, except you always get an answer. #DivineConnection

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

The world is never going to be the same after November 5th.