LIZARDEMANE

[pridepu @papyuuno]

for some reason, can't

[Polci @P_Polci]

Hoy cai al psiquiatra y le dije mira loco, yo no estoy deprimido porque esa la conozco, yo me levanto, limpio la casa, laburo, me cago de risa. Lo que pasa es que quiero que alguien me pegue un tiro y me libere de todo este sufrimiento.

[lilium @pukeirl]

I kinda understand that lady on my strange addiction who ate her husbands ashes everyday.

[Jonah Chill @ou2chh]

Your insanity is bleeding through the cracks of every interaction bro

[Wam ♠️ @backend66]

If leaving me make you happy js do wtf make you sad

[͏s_nta @s_ntafdvy]

@__mofiyinfoluwa it’s not one big grind, it’s thousands of small ‘fine, I’ll do it’ moments

[Mofiyinfoluwa Odubanke. @__mofiyinfoluwa]

i remain absolutely stunned by the degree of perseverance needed to build a meaningful life

[cav empty @cavempty_]

if you isolate for long enough you start becoming more and more transparent until people can’t see you and objects phase right through your fingers and you can’t grab hold of anything ever again

[wi_su @BeepBoopy666]

the stripper said she honestly dont fw me

[woke brazilian sisyphus 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇷 @deliharrr]

I got mad so I made this image. I’ll start using it from now on

[av glock🧩( -_•)╦̵̵̿╤─ @futonchill]

you should always smell nice cuz the first hole you penetrate is someone’s nostrils

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Yo nigga was in line for 4 hours straight for Streamer University

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

it’s crazy how many problems boil down to “I have to make a phone call”

[Soham @king26_sk]

imagine buying instagram plus and finding out that nobody is rewatching your story like zero rewatches not even accidental clicks

[丰 @inmostlight]

I showed this to a leftist and it broke down in tears

[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”