honey🍯

[blue @bluemynose]

if my coworker doesn’t stop talking to me im gonna kill msyelf in front of her

[. @bwanawb]

tô muito mal mas tenho um gato de 3 meses então me encontro exatamente assim

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

after my lip liner has rubbed off just stop talking to me

[Otunba Tobi @25tobiloba]

People who do GRWM to work have TIME, Real time. Every time I wake up for work, I have less than 30 mins to be ready, and every second is accounted for. The day I add "good morning guys" to my morning routine is the day I'm officially unemployed.

[tay @luvvnothottiez]

all roads lead back to the dumbass shit i did when i was 19

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[lesbian albert camus @hauntedchili]

euphoria season 3 some of the worst television i’ve seen in awhile and ofc i’ll keep watching it out of morbid curiosity

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me on my wedding day hearing all my besties laughing together... While I'm seated next to my husband

[🇱🇧 @Lebabomb]

yes

[Dura,coco money🎀 @ms0nigghaz]

The only thing that dims my spark is being broke. Not a man. Soon as the money’s right, I’m back like lightning.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

"oh sorry i just saw your text"
- me with a screen time of 11 hours per day

[j♡ ̆̈ •. @reidrexia]

“only 60 calories!” well now i’ve ate 8 of them so Now what.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

me at any social event observing instead of interacting with people

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

missed two weeks of the gym

[REAL LIFE DOLL 🎀 @shaniaamoss]

using the start of a song when it’s just instrumental on your IG story >>>>