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@hankgreen Cloud Cuckoo Land by Anthony Doerr

https://t.co/nMIoH1QPt4

I listen to a ton of audiobooks and this is the one that I choose to recommend.

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@lessig Maybe you should sit this one out, Professor Lessig.

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@JohnVaillant FYI, The Golden Spruce story is very popular on Reddit right now.

https://t.co/9zcTYSDnJR

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@nicoleva I’m so sorry.

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@AoDespair “Twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one”

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@chrismcquarrie A. Who’s job is it to make sure that takeout coffee cups look full?
B. Can you encourage that person to fill the cups with plaster of Paris, or pebbles, or water?

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@neilhimself Head smuggler in Bizet’s Carmen.

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@larryclow @drhypercube @yourewrongabout @Remember_Sarah @onthemedia DC Sniper is one of their best. Also, Shannon Faulkner and Disco!

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@nprscottsimon @timminchin Best Christmas song of all time. Agreed.

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@lindaruth1 I assume you’re already aware of this Judy trivia?

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@curtainbounce @AnaPimana @thisisstace @TheRoboticLover @andriamcq @AndreasTrolf @caitiedelaney @yourewrongabout

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@david_rees I just lost $12.

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@StarleeKine I used my winnings to buy an EPM Tshirt and now I feel like a jerk.

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@jonkimball I’m a poll worker and I spent 15 minutes confused, fiddling with the WiFi at the elementary school because I couldn’t check my predictit investments.

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I first saw the Princess Bride in a movie theater in Baltimore, seated behind the entire Johns Hopkins fencing team. They lost their *minds* during the Cary Elwes / Mandy Patinkin sword fight.
#PrincessBrideReunion

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@rejectedjokes Why is Maggie Naird in prison?

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@mcmansionhell Does this disproven rumor about Princeton’s Alexander Hall count? https://t.co/He9Qw1MNFZ

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@jdickerson @ynab Been using it for three years. It saved our relationship.

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@MeltdownWRIF Yes

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I know this country is supposed to be a great melting pot, but all I want to do right now is live on an island run by Elizabeth Warren, full of Elizabeth Warren supporters. #Warren2020