Python

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[Python @ApatheticSniper]

@CausticSoldier He had to agree with him there, he had no idea where it went wrong either but it was basically unfixable. “Huh? You mean you actually think it looks better?” He asked, wondering if Forsyth actually thought that was an improvement. He thought it was looking extra wonky.

[Forsyth @CausticSoldier]

@ApatheticSniper -- must thank you for going out of your way in an attempt to fix it, Python. I am sure whatever you have done with it is an improvement, even if only a slight one.”

[Forsyth @CausticSoldier]

@ApatheticSniper Forsyth winced at Python’s words, but nodded his head nonetheless. “Yes, well… I will admit that I have clearly done something very, very… wrong. I wish I could tell you what, but honestly, I have not the slightest idea.” He admitted, before clearing his throat. “Still, I --

[Python @ApatheticSniper]

@CausticSoldier - just… stays looking like THAT. Whatever THAT even is.” He continued to complain. There was something clearly wrong alright, it was defective.

[Python @ApatheticSniper]

@CausticSoldier He really wasn’t thinking this was going to be as big of a deal as it was being. “Crivens, it’s a real pain. The worst part is, I’ve got no clue what’s wrong with it.” He said with a look of irritation followed by a shake of his head. “No matter what I try it -

[Forsyth @CausticSoldier]

@ApatheticSniper -- to put a stop to its nefarious deeds, but alas, no one truly knew what was wrong with the damned thing.

[Forsyth @CausticSoldier]

@ApatheticSniper Forsyth gave Python a look of distress. “My apologies, Python. I did not intend to make even more work for you…I’d just hoped that maybe you would be the solution to the problems I faced.” He sighed. He also underestimated his own bio. He hoped someone out there would be able --

[Python @ApatheticSniper]

@CausticSoldier - do much of anything! He wasn’t giving up on it yet but… this was as good as it was getting for now which wasn’t very good.

[Python @ApatheticSniper]

@CausticSoldier He’d given his bio a go a few times and he hated to admit it, but Forsyth was right. “Yeah… I might’ve underestimated your Bio’s gay ass.” He said while stretching out his arms. “I think I made it even worse.” He had no idea what was wrong with that thing but it refused to -

[Forsyth @CausticSoldier]

@ApatheticSniper -- he will be impressed and most grateful. That thing is a menace.

[Forsyth @CausticSoldier]

@ApatheticSniper “You say that now,” Forsyth started with raised eyebrows. “but you are underestimating just how difficult this task truly is.” Warned the flower alien. He could not, for the life of him, get it to look normal. If somehow Python manages it and finds it simple, he will admit, --

[Python @ApatheticSniper]

@CausticSoldier - would’ve wanted something impossible or waaay too complicated. That was usually the type of thing he tried to get Python to do. Like, to take things seriously or stop living a carefree life.

[Python @ApatheticSniper]

@CausticSoldier Yup. That was all he wanted. He always accepted payment in the form of ice coffee that didn’t belong to him.

He quirked one of those little tweezed eyebrows at Forsyth. “And I wasn’t expecting you to want something so simple.” He retorted, thinking Forsyth -

[Forsyth @CausticSoldier]

@ApatheticSniper If that is truly all he wanted, then fine. That could be arranged. It seemed fair enough. “Thank you, Python. I wasn’t expecting you to be so generous, to be perfectly honest.” The Flower Alien admitted, happy that someone was finally going to even that thing out for him.

[Python @ApatheticSniper]

@CausticSoldier “Oh, THAT? Sure. Why not?” He gave a lazy shrug, thinking that didn’t sound too complicated. He wasn’t making any promises here but he figured he could at least give it a shot. He just wanted Forsyth’s ice coffee or… was it iced coffee? Whichever.

[Forsyth @CausticSoldier]

@ApatheticSniper “My biography.” He stated, still looking quite pleased with the situation. “I cannot for the life of me get it to line up. I need assistance. I feel as though I have tried everything and nothing has worked.” Forsythia explained to his one friend Python that wanted the ice coffee.

[Python @ApatheticSniper]

@CausticSoldier — much work, got it?” He warned the Forsyth that was only allowed to have one friend at a time and that one friend had to be Python. No one else. “So, what is it?” Python asked, probably seconds off from stealing Forsyth’s ice coffee.

[Python @ApatheticSniper]

@CausticSoldier Ezra narrowed those reptile eyes as he raised one of those ultra thin, plucked Carol Anne eyebrows in thought. “You need my help, huh?” He said aloud after a few minutes of silence, still thinking it over. “…Fine, I guess. It just better not be too —

[Forsyth @CausticSoldier]

@ApatheticSniper “I need your help with something.” Forsythia admitted, still smiling as his mouth sat at the bottom of his total alien face. “So… if you help me, then I will, as you put it, give you a break. What do you say?” The alien said, trying to strike a deal with Ezra.

[Python @ApatheticSniper]

@CausticSoldier - Forsythia. “Oh no.” He tilted his head back as he continued to complain. “…And just what condition would that be, huh?” Ezra then asked with a questioning tilt of his head after bringing his hand to his hip. So basically he assumed the sass pose.

[Python @ApatheticSniper]

@CausticSoldier It probably had something to do with his height. He was one of those small aliens. Small aliens were always getting the lone wolf treatment, weren’t they? But anyway… maybe one of these days Python would take those sticks out of his ass and stop being unnecessarily rude to -