Duck Doom

why the fuck are you reading this?

[Duck Doom @ApathyandDoom]

@TheDonkWrangler @Rightanglenews You’re not wrong lol. Donkeys can be mean bastards.

[Branch Floridian @JackLinFLL]

911: Sir you don't need to keep following the pedo.

HERO: "If a cop don't pull him over I'm gonna pull him over and it ain't gonna be fucking pretty."

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@ThrillaRilla369 I’m pretty sure my family is keeping the local one in business. We’re always the only ones in there.

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@CatsandDogsmem @TheFigen_ This is just relatable.

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@flwr6pwr9_ I’ll be honest, I’d go down it lol. That looked fun. I would wait until my daughters were older for them to do it but it just looks like a killer slide.

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@flwr6pwr9_ @palmerwilliamj The worst thing Dunkin ever did was get rid of their apple fritters. My wife loved them and I’ve heard a lot about it.

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@flwr6pwr9_ It’s absolutely mind boggling lol

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Damn, granny going for the Chris Chan look.

[LilBoots @littlefatboot]

Yikes MOOmaw looking rough

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A hero for all men.

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“Under duress” 😂😂😂

Nah. You were going full swing for that

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@PeanutGallery33 That is one prominent vagina.

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@Lane_lane_XX Imagine your biggest prospects being drawing a disability check or welfare instead of just getting a job. What a loser.

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The attempt at covering up the balding is hilarious

[Rachel Langley @callmeLangley]

I don’t think I’ve ever been more happy for DC, than I am right now.

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@PeanutGallery33 @SINSEER17 Seems like it

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@SINSEER17 Lmao that’s hilarious

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I just want to ban people from replying to boost my ego. Here you go. Cookies and cream is the best ice cream, fight me. Oh no... you can’t.

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@FupaBalls Bread crumbs are also really good. I also like to have some fried ham, cut it up into little pieces and throw it in. Like a big bowl of hot ham and cheese. Really anything works in mac n cheese I think.

You def can’t have mac n cheese without black pepper though.

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@FupaBalls Baked mac n cheese is the best. Throw some black pepper and little bits of bacon in there and it’s easily top 3 of all time meals.

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@Lane__B I’m no expert but the 11 one really stands out.

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@DarkLegendNinja @Bow2TraGiC @IcyFvckBoy Really comes off as projection, doesn’t it?

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Can you shorten that down to a tl;dr and send it again. I’m not on Twitter to read books.