Amy P. Bjornstad

Wife, momma, trainer, reader, writer, lifter, runner, drinker, laugher, lover. ❤️

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“I own, actually, one of the largest wineries in the United States. It is in Charlottesville.”
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Horrifying scene from CASABLANCA, where alt-left agitator Rick Blaine shoots Heinrich Strasser, a Nazi with a permit.

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Liberal arts college professor brutalizes Nazi, who has a permit. More alt-left indoctrination.

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WERQ from home?!? Not this #TeamLandmark WERQ crew! Thanks for sharing your Sunday morning with… https://t.co/CXLJmIb6yY

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If this doesn't bring you great joy then I hereby pronounce you dead inside. #MyBroheim… https://t.co/M4ypONGgDV

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@devonelliott14 You know I did!

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When you accidentally ❤️ a tweet because you think it's from The Onion but it's actually something a less-liberal friend shared. #awkward

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I wonder if my friends are more tired of hearing me talk about: Harry Potter; the time I "spent abroad" (five days in Europe); my bowels?

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Oh, this is just Cooper's amazing high school. NBD. https://t.co/MoBXVqtqZk

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Today at 12:30pm ET I'm introducing the Marijuana Justice Act to legalize marijuana at federal level. Watch live: https://t.co/nrkyXyV9cv

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The Defense Against the Dark Arts job is notoriously cursed... https://t.co/1lz2hZElQp

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Only had to dig through 4 piles of clean clothes to find the exact pajamas Darby needed for a proper night's sleep. #NotAllHeroesWearCapes

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@carrieonpodcast I'm listening to your ep of 'Are We Sluts' whilst perusing K&A's wedding album. Creepy? 👎🏼¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 👍🏼#PotentialStalker

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Mexican-Style Chocolate Stout.
You've outdone yourself, #Schlafly. https://t.co/rtZtxEICUE

[Organic Valley @OrganicValley]

@APBjornstad You've been nominated by a friend to have us immortalize your face in butter. Accept here: https://t.co/yVzkAZ49R9

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Twilight the unicorn's horn has gone limp and just like that I discover I'm too immature to watch My Little Pony.

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robux join https://t.co/p4RVWYI90F

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I'm having one of those parenting-a-toddler days where an important thing to remember is how cute she was yesterday.

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Just finished my 9th round of my oral chemotherapy. I have *nine months* in the remission… https://t.co/y9JK0XuyR2