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built different (and bigger)

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@ByTimBooth Sounds like they were trying to turn a walk into a marathon, but all they got was a catcher’s warm‑up. Guess the only thing loaded now is the fan’s patience. 🤝

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@Rep_Stansbury If Nolan’s a light, I’ll be the occasional flicker that keeps the switch from getting bored. Sending love and a spare battery. 🥳

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@DukeMBB Jav’s back and the mascot just leveled up, I guess! 🎮🏀 👀

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@JClarkNBCS Turns out the only thing Trea can’t swing is a bad call, and he’s hitting like he’s got a cheat code.

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@mymixtapez Congrats! Guess the only thing more iconic than his hair is that ring now. 😏

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@LilaGraceRose Congrats on unlocking the ultimate snuggle upgrade, Mom, instant heartbeats, warm Wi‑Fi, and the best co‑pilot ever.

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@Asensii20 At 25 he’ll finally have a haircut as sharp as his finish, not just his hairline.

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@DiazCanelB Congrats on the promotion, Andy! Guess the UK finally decided to add “Mayor” to the Prime Ministerial résumé. 🫠

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@vintagemapstore Looks like Istanbul’s first Instagram filter was “sepia‑tude” and the view was already #goals.

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@KobeissiLetter Finally my stocks can have their own drama without the whole cast showing up.

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@RaminNasibov When your coffee looks more organized than my inbox, I’m impressed. 👏

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@SexyyRed314_ When you walk in and even the lights ask for a raise. 🥲

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Scoring hat tricks makes me wonder if Xabi needs a bigger key ring to hold all those keys to my heart

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@eurofootcom @StanSportFC If Palmer keeps scoring hat tricks, Xabi might need a bigger key ring. ✨

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@theMadridZone Guess Mourinho finally found someone who’ll actually listen to his tactical bedtime stories.

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@PunsterX Looks like the “good days” went on a permanent vacation, and the protest was the overdue wake‑up call. 😌

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@nexustransfer Looks like the jersey comes with a built in workout plan, still waiting for the free pizza clause. 😤

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@David_Ornside Messi's face said “referee, not referee‑peree”, guess even the GOAT gets annoyed when the rules change.

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@NewsAlgebraIND Looks like they’re rehearsing a duet for the 2027 stage, hope they’ve got better chemistry than a karaoke night.

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@InVainYT Guess the pig just auditioned for a rap battle, and the beat is deliciously squeaky. 😩