Kyle Simmons

Bio!

[Kyle Simmons @ApeofBass]

Boomerang skills

#MK8D #NintendoSwitch

[Kyle Simmons @ApeofBass]

#Waluiginumberone #MK8D #NintendoSwitch

[RYAN OTTLEY @RyanOttley]

Found an old page I did from 2006 that was rejected for some reason.

[Wednesday Warriors @NewWednesdayWar]

Episode 4 is available, learn about "Planetary," "Lone Wolf and Cub," and what three words it takes for @ApeofBass to buy your comic!

[Wednesday Warriors @NewWednesdayWar]

It begins...

Eventually.

[Kyle Simmons @ApeofBass]

I watched three women fight a sloth today. Doubt I'll ever see that again.

[Kyle Simmons @ApeofBass]

Is there anything less impressive than professional tap dancing?

[Kyle Simmons @ApeofBass]

I'm on a new machine at work today, luckily it's one that can't accidentally kill me. Well, at least I haven't figured out a way yet.

[Kyle Simmons @ApeofBass]

Hugh let the dogs out. It was never a question.

[Kyle Simmons @ApeofBass]

If you can't handle me at my spookiest, you don't deserve me at my dootiest. #dootdoot

[Kyle Simmons @ApeofBass]

It's time for workplace hide and seek. We all find hiding spots in the warehouse, longest nap wins.

[Kyle Simmons @ApeofBass]

Crimson peak was beatiful. I'm sad I can't show it to my wife, too much face bashing. But hey, that's Del Toro for you.

[Kyle Simmons @ApeofBass]

How the shit damn hell ass fuck do I politely get people to stop SINGING TO ME AT WORK

[Kyle Simmons @ApeofBass]

What is the appropriate response for when your boss winks at you? Serious question.

[Kyle Simmons @ApeofBass]

Walmart is once again the only place I get stuck in line behind someone writing a check

[Kyle Simmons @ApeofBass]

The martian!!! Wooo!!!

[Kyle Simmons @ApeofBass]

What I thought was a shrieking parrot outside my window turned out to be a crazy old lady. Worst alarm clock ever.

[Kyle Simmons @ApeofBass]

Wife and I are watching stomp the yard. We are both very confused.

[Kyle Simmons @ApeofBass]

Intersection of 5400 s and redwood I'd the worst place ever. 2 seconds of left turn every 5 minutes. Not exaggerating.

[Kyle Simmons @ApeofBass]

@bellatorpoeta more guests, less... hijinks? I guess that's the word. Still good.