Alex Perry

Dad to children. Writer. Teacher. Often sarcastic. Lovably grumpy (hopefully). Lover of semicolons.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

A fake billionaire is letting a fake genius destroy America because a bunch of fake patriots are too stupid, too entitled and too hateful to understand the difference between what is fake news and what is fact.

[bella ☁️🩷 @a90strend]

gonna start sending this pic before i say the most hateful thing i can think of

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

big if true.

[Alex Perry @APerryTweets]

@JeremyWGR 3 hours of MVP discourse means I’m talking about Josh Allen for 3 hours instead of wasting time on that other team

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Oh wow. He did a homework project in college. He got an A in a college coding class. I didn't realize. I never knew such giants walked among us. Let him fire the US Treasury as he pleases.

[a little mouse🐀🌵 @desert__varnish]

They're both on my website now!!

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

EVERYBODY. EATS.

@mattymatheson | #BillsMafia

[Captain Optimism @schmity47]

@JDKillingham @JeremyWGR I sure can #GoBills

[Parody/Spoof/Satire Clips 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @NoContextSpoof]

Just a little PSA for my fellow Americans

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Got-R-Done! 😉

#GoBills | #BillsMafia

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

REPOST if you want a chance to win two tickets to our Divisional Round Playoff Game!!

https://t.co/MdvrSMQ4n3 | @joeylanova

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

Whole bunch of NFL players carrying the ball this weekend.

Can you let me know when one of them kicks this much ass? I’m asking.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Yelling “God has cleared a path for us today” then immediately crashing your car with your whole family in it is Coen brothers shit.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Uber driver: have a good flight

Me: you too, man

[The Broadway Beat @BwayBeatNews]

Local Philanthropist’s New Year’s Resolution to Help Cultivate New Talent; One Talent in Particular

[Alex Perry @APerryTweets]

@Schopptalk In-stadium Jets lost the toss, so you were right