Wheatley

Not at all responsible (this time) for something going wrong. Not involved with Portal, Steam, or anything.

[Wheatley @ApertImproved]

ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʀʙ ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ ᴀᴘᴇʀᴛᴜʀᴇ'ꜱ ɪᴍᴘʀᴏᴠᴇᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴇʀʏ ʙᴇꜱᴛ! ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ'ꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴛɪᴍᴇ!

ɴᴏ ɴꜱꜰᴡ

ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ

[] = ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ

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@QuinnieTheEnby Am I going to be insulted?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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WHERE THE FUCK AM I

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@LabsStick @PeppeNewz @EverythingOOC I can't believe you'd say that while having a picture of me

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It appears that my dream of taking over a... Twitter isn't happening anytime soon

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@QuinnieTheEnby @EldritchGarfFan @GoodDayD3ma @GreatLovableDot @BoredButChillin @EidemOfTheSun @beetlebois @BadNightDema Did you pay all these people to be your friends?

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@QuinnieTheEnby What's with you people and being so blunt!?

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I know I'm bad at my job, but do you have to be so blunt with that statement?

[ur favs r silly !! 💫🍭 @urfavsrsilly]

SILLY CHARACTER #7 IS...WHEATLEY FROM #PORTAL2!!! Hes an annoying british little robot i hope he explodes and dies X33

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@QuinnieTheEnby Come on now, that's my thing.

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I'm totally Elon Musk, give me the website.

[Joking, do not kill me Twitter]

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You think I'd be a good replacement for Jeff Bezos?

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It sucks quite a bit when I get limited, I'm already limited.

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This outage is reminding me how scary human genitalia is, especially when unwanted.

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First time for everything, not the first time for screwups though.