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Circa. 2021 Helping to create the most helpful tweets of all time (and making the best shower curtains known to mankind)

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What about iOS 16? Come on man, its 2012, lets go play temple run on my iPod touch running iOS 6

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@_DMVR_ @316simsim When I’m not watching games and wanna follow them the sports app is 10x better, cuz it lets me know what’s happening through live activities when FotMob doesn’t

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@HenriqSeixas @srdrdjkidyoejay @Niers_Journey @Mineplex They don’t have the data from back then. That means even if they wanted to, they wouldn’t be able to.

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@FrogHomeless @BurgerKing This thread has given me hope for strangers on the internet

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

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Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

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@brainroticustit @9to5mac 4/10 ragebait, I feel like you could have used a bit less acronyms and more name calling, but it is a decent start to ragebaiting for a first time

[Mineplex @Mineplex]

Mineplex returns June 12.

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@heyjames01 @TouchlineX Not every iPhone. Yes, their events are shot on iPhone and have been for a few years now, but this is the first time an iPhone is shooting a football match, which apple has never done before.

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@ParkerOrtolani @JoannaStern Not a bad concept actually. Would like to see you remake this using iOS 26s Liquid Glass tbh

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@Lucifer_Poro @ThaumPenguin I think it’s because he’s stealing a bus, not sure though..

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@Haoshoku @ddofinternet what the fuck

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@CodyDriscoll7 @interesting_aIl Buddy you’re a crypto enthusiast, no one’s gonna listen to what you have to say pal

[Quinn Nelson @SnazzyLabs]

I’m just updating the firmware on my kitchen knife…

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

Not loving the idea of 4gb AI files downloading without user consent

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@JackMasseyWelsh how’s the weather in the uk innit

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@SnapBlastPLAY Absolute W

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@_expskin @701delta @advaithj1 I think they’re tryna ragebait you big dawg

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Icl this ceo fire af, doubted her at the beginning but holy shit she’s great at what she does

[ASHA @asha_shar]

Xbox needs to move faster, deepen our connection with the community, and address friction for both players and developers.
Today, we promoted leaders who helped build Xbox, while also bringing in new voices to help push us forward. This balance is important as we get the business back on track.
As part of this shift, you’ll see us begin to retire features that don’t align with where we’re headed. We will begin winding down Copilot on mobile and will stop development of Copilot on console.

[ASHA @asha_shar]

Xbox needs to move faster, deepen our connection with the community, and address friction for both players and developers.
Today, we promoted leaders who helped build Xbox, while also bringing in new voices to help push us forward. This balance is important as we get the business back on track.
As part of this shift, you’ll see us begin to retire features that don’t align with where we’re headed. We will begin winding down Copilot on mobile and will stop development of Copilot on console.

[ava sleepytimez 🍉 @sleepytimedrawz]

as a kid I used to have to think of absurd mental workarounds to get over my fears so when I was really scared of nightmare fredbear I told myself he WAS real but trapped in China and the laws of the universe only allowed him to take one step towards me per year

[Hermaine M @HermaineM]

You had to be there !!