Dean Winchester

Dean's my name and huntin's my game. || Crack!Dean | Ships with pie || #Sassy

[Dean Winchester @APieRomance]

// Just so we're clear. This is a parody/crack account. I am not currently or am I looking for a ship.

[Dean Winchester @APieRomance]

@iamcastiiel Eye twitch. Did he just—?

He left the first two unanswered, but the third—

text : | . . . Yes.

[Dean Winchester @APieRomance]

@iamcastiiel POUTING INTENSIFIES. He’s not a baby.

// He really is.

[Dean Winchester @APieRomance]

@iamcastiiel text : | It was more than that...

[Dean Winchester @APieRomance]

@iamcastiiel Pulls a face and assumes a mimicking tone: “language, Dean. I don’t care if you’re hurt, Dean.”

text : | He. Pricked. My toes.

text : | It HURT. There was blood.

[Dean Winchester @APieRomance]

@plushstiel Strong arm reaches down to press the plush closer in a strange embrace while his eyes scan to make sure no one is watching.

“Look, bud, you’re a 𝒅𝒐𝒍𝒍; an’ it just ain’t 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 for a grown man tone huggin’ on a 𝒅𝒐𝒍𝒍.”

[Dean Winchester @APieRomance]

@plushstiel Lip wobble.
Resolve 𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈.
Dammit Cass!

“Okay f i n e. But only once.”

[— 𝐂astiel : ᵇᵃᵇʸˢᶦᵗᵗᵉʳ⁹⁷ @iamcastiiel]

Or when
he's an angel of the Lord.

⠀⠀⠀⠀Christmas appears to arrive early at the bunker, @APieRomance, as judged by the photo one celestial being has just sent to his friend.

[Dean Winchester @APieRomance]

“And Ripley let you do this?”

He’s not going to admit that it’s cute.
Nope.
Nuh uh.

[— 𝐂astiel : ᵇᵃᵇʸˢᶦᵗᵗᵉʳ⁹⁷ @iamcastiiel]

Or when
he's an angel of the Lord.

⠀⠀⠀⠀Christmas appears to arrive early at the bunker, @APieRomance, as judged by the photo one celestial being has just sent to his friend.

[Dean Winchester @APieRomance]

@hergrxce “You’re 𝒏𝒐𝒕 getting me in a bath, Cass.”

Locker rooms were one thing, but it was showers only for this dude and certainly not in front of the angel chick.

[Dean Winchester @APieRomance]

@hergrxce Jam and toast.
Suuuuure why not just make a Dean-nutbutter 𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒘𝒊𝒄𝒉 while we’re at it.

Blond head tilts down and arms cross as the female invaded his personal space. Again.

Not that he 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚
minded anymore. —

[Dean Winchester @APieRomance]

P I E

[Dean Winchester @APieRomance]

Spoiler alert: I got pie.

[Dean Winchester @APieRomance]

My one true love

[Dean Winchester @APieRomance]

What the f—

It’s some sort of witchcraft cause those look absolutely delicious.

[— 𝐂astiel : ᵇᵃᵇʸˢᶦᵗᵗᵉʳ⁹⁷ @iamcastiiel]

@APieRomance,
⠀⠀⠀⠀Dean, l o o k .

⠀⠀⠀⠀One celestial may have just perfected a 'pumpkin pie soap' & it could be that a few thoughtful slices have been put in their bathroom & the kitchen now.

[Dean Winchester @APieRomance]

@iamcastiiel @PuerRegem They must be
in order to like S a m
so damn much.

[Dean Winchester @APieRomance]

👀 @PuerRegem