Artimus Piledriver

Northern chap… Arranger of other people’s words upon broken trees.

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@Arron_banks In a constant muddle over what the bribe was actually for, Farage himself said it was just a gift and he could “spend it on Ferraris or the horses if he wished”. So from the horse’s mouths it wasn’t for his security… I wish they’d own the grift because the lie creep is obvious.

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@Charlesknight @SimonHarrisMBD (Don’t ask at St Mary’s where the fellas grave is… )😉

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@RobertJenrick True patriots all, your Reform types (except a couple of bad apples apparently 🙄👇)

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@CPhilpOfficial Zia is a pompous little prig, but do you lot think we all have amnesia or a recent head injury? The current government have halved irregular migration since your shambles. Pipe down and let the grown ups get on with it…

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@Nigel_Farage Yeah… right…🥱 (clueless 🙄)

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@RishiSunak The Tories. Totally detached from normal life in this country. We have a 3rd sector that already take up the slack left by years of their neglect. Whole sectors run by volunteers because they didn’t fund things properly. Support them properly. Or fund things properly. 🙄

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@CarlBovisNature There are at least two local to my North Yorkshire garden. The other(s) doesn’t have a distortion/damage to the iris/pupil and hunts more conventionally by swooping in using the hedges and houses for cover👇(rather than hiding in a tree🤣)

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@CarlBovisNature One of our locals took to ‘ambush predator’ tactics by hiding in the leylandii (which we’ve since removed) and grabbing sparrows as they moved from hedge to hedge along the back. Record shot of it further out than preferred hiding spot 👇

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@Conservatives 🙄

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@TheRealJamieKay Been saying for a while, the far right love using AI to illustrate both grievances and their support, because both are… artificial. If you seriously believe that bigots and racists are anything other than a noisy minority in this country, get help. You’ve being radicalised.

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@jackcoder0 Because tech bros are lazy shits, happily nicking actual creatives IP without paying for it. The ai revolution isn’t taking over the dirty work (because that’s expensive & complicated) it’s mimicking human creativity. Shut them down or make them compensate the creatives properly.

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@Nigel_Farage Does he know in lending support to you, that he’s basically switching sides? As loyal as the next paycheque/bribe…

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@Nigel_Farage You are not shadow PM, so you are not in a position to announce anyone as shadow anything. Do you think insane egocentricity & hubris are in some way popular traits with the British? I think, famously, the opposite might be the case…🙄

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@Nigel_Farage Pity the satirists. Farage is on a one man crusade to render them all unemployed.🙂👍

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@JamesCrisp6 @JP_Biz A business opportunity for whoever can come up with a crisp made only of (or containing real) smoked bacon, surely?!

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@TiceRichard But… (and hear me out)… what if, most of the apples in the barrel turn out to be bad? Looking that way, so what now?

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@reformexposed @ReformDurham @darrengrimes @DurhamCouncil Yay!
Fly tipping
Illiteracy
Obesity
Surface water flooding
Dirty streets and rat infestations
(Slow handclap for those daft enough to hand the refried Tories power… again 👏🙄)

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@Kevin_Maguire This greed and corruption was going on while thousands a day were dying. The bodies piled high and all the Tories could think of was enriching their pals. 250k dead (of which 230k were probably unnecessary had the government response been competent). 🙄

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@LyndaFroud @danwootton It’s dangerous. Had a convo with a grockle in my village pub who parroted the ‘all r*pists’ line at me. When pressed, refused to say where they got that idea. We all know where the lies originate and it’s leading to violence for which DW, JHB et al will never be held accountable