Aaron Plvan

University of Cincinnati CEAS 23'

More interests than hours in the day

[Meadxr @Meadxr]

nvm i got it

[steph @stephsecretwit]

describe ur 🍆 using a movie title

[Ocelot MMA @OcelotMMA]

Jon "Bones" Jones

MMA Career Recap

Record 26-1 (1)

THREAD:

[Jhonny ⚹٭ @JhonnyWhite69]

how did criminals even get caught in the 1800's, i woulda pulled some CRAZY numbers

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

This generation gonna have the most tatted grandpas

[, @Zvbear]

I’ve seen a few people get mad and bring up my iconic header, I thought y’all said Jesus was black? 😭

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

bitches be like “no one cares about your spotify wrapped” then post their missing cousin 😭

[toxic king @toxicking]

“All guys are the same”

Well u didn’t have to try all of them hoe

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

no woman has all 5
1. a job
2. an education
3. know how 2 cook
4. a sword
5. second sword

[toxic king @toxicking]

Dr. Suess really cheated on his wife for 13 years while she had cancer and then married his mistress after his wife died. Bro really said one bitch, two bitch, dead bitch, new bitch?

[melo @meloinhiding]

@OvOBrezzzy

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

ALL you mfs can’t be Him bro some of y’all gon have to accept bein they/them.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Scrolling through Twitter is accepting the fact that you might see someone’s whole coochie at any given moment

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

New gym ppl don’t know once the gym phase drive is over it’s finna be hard af to get into the gym everyday

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

Direct deposit: $1,400

Me at Subway: “add a cookie”