Zombie Apocalypse

We're preparing the world for the zombie apocalypse!

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Any pilots in the civilian world or know any pilots who are FAA/DOT regulated (pretty much any pilot who flies professionally not as a hobby) on here? Need some info.

Ginger out

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Good morning my favorite little mixed drinks.

The weather sure is nuts across the planet right now.
Australia is being over-cooked, and the US/Canada is being frozen.
It's like a horrible game of,... https://t.co/9712JQI7Sl

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Good morning my little ice lollies.

Parts of the world are cold.
Like miserably cold.
Colder than my ex.
Don't go outside.
Don't venture out for your Timmy's.. Don't head to the store. Don't do... https://t.co/SagvbRgqpj

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So recently I relocated to the Midwest. It's a big difference from the small town I grew up in Alabama. It's been challenging to say the least.

If any fans are in Colorado and want to take a weekend survival... https://t.co/xMM16Pbt4B

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It's the wildcard weekend.
I'm not sure what that means other than there are at least two places with thousands of people sitting closely together and getting rowdy.
I assume it has something to do... https://t.co/dkFynNVziX

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The holidays can be tough for anyone.
For some veterans, it's especially tough.
The VA has set up a crisis hotline to assist veterans in need.
Just call 1 [phone] and press 1 to be connected... https://t.co/G0a8uVDq54

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Ginger snap can mean two things. It's either a baked good or an example of me flipping out at work the other night when food wasn't going out fast enough and I was doing my Gordon Ramsey impression.

Anyways the... https://t.co/72Ammv18OR

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Greetings my little white devils!
(No it's okay, I'm taking it back)

Don't ask, long story. It involves being banned for commenting, posting, and generally using facebook just for including that... https://t.co/3sBE9XYG1Z

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Good evening my favorite crisis actors...

The term survival is completely subjective. Depending on what you read, or who you learn from you will get vastly different descriptions on how to survive.... https://t.co/lrLiMU922z

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Greetings and salutations my tiny dancers!

This year's wicked weather in the Northern Mexico has really taken a toll on the varied and many crops that are grown in this area.

First we had a... https://t.co/aL7ZA5Qac1

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Good evening my favorite special snowflakes...

The heat wave continues down here in Northern Mexico.
But, that's a good thing.
While the oppressive heat is rough on the human body, it can be used... https://t.co/zXuwsCRUaV

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Good (insert regional time reference here), my little (insert culturally appropriate, non-gender assuming, quirky, non-offensive pet name here)!

If you don't know, the creators of this page, and... https://t.co/QrnfS00HOt

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So I have rediscovered the internet through computers. I now own a laptop. What does one do with a laptop. I wish to know how it works in it's entirety. I wish to get into pc gaming if possible.

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Good evening my favorite group of ne'er do wells.

In just under an hour here in the great state of Texas I get to start playing my favorite game of the year.

Fireworks, or civil unrest?
For some... https://t.co/zf5TnneMcH

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Good explosion eve my little sanitarium guests.

Right now, across America hundreds of people are soundly sleeping not knowing today will be their last day on earth with all 10 fingers.

May we take... https://t.co/EjaUYrgukR

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Good evening my favorite group of ne'er do wells.

I am sorry I have been an absent father figure lately. But let's face it, I'm unreliable.

There's so much going on in the world, so many things..... https://t.co/LdNYvevOYe

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As the sunset peaks beyond the horizon, the sky is illuminated by a brilliant mixed shade of pink and yellow, finished by a stretch of clouds with a deep, dark shade of gray. With lightning flashing... https://t.co/ecrBLL3LvG

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Right now, in London, is the perfect scenario for a rapid outbreak situation.

Thousands of people crowded in a small area in the open. Packed tightly hoping to catch a quick glimpse of something... https://t.co/2Q9KUWbW6E

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Today is Anzac Day in Australia and New Zealand.
It commemorates both countries first operation during World War I.

A prayer of remembrance

Lord God, help us this day to remember the sacrifice of... https://t.co/lZSOeuxPbL

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Good evening you batch of crazies covered in zombie food. Tonight I have nothing in particular to discuss. I've... https://t.co/YcfFAs3STv