robyn 👼

• she/her, 32, writer • voluptuous enchantress indulging in limitless sensations

[robyn 👼 @apocryphaI]

myyyy name on the waterstones website⁉️⁉️

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matt gatlin just pulled out a weird hook from under the ring and ash nodded sagely and said: Cow tools

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i love wrestling

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innit

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

Disco Elysium

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@giltangels omg AND SHE’S BEAUTIFUL!

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@giltangels me!!

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@malibubyhole i love your life

[Ven is posting Conclave @venthepope]

I have not seen the backrooms yet but I have read Umberto Eco's The Name of the Rose

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

I ran a script to replace every instance of 'whale' in Moby Dick with the word 'lesbian', and I have to tell you, Captain Ahab does not come out of it well

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@northodoxpress @R_E_Baldry can’t wait! 😁

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@limesfromlife yeah my dog too but the landlord knows about the dog. the rats are secret rats which means when we move out the nibbled skirting board is going to look sus as fuck 💀

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weird ass amazon package

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@limesfromlife they’re great pets but it would be better if they knew what a security deposit was. or that it meant they shouldn’t chew holes in the carpet

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@limesfromlife these ones would also absolutely do that tbf

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@nextworldmural group suicide pencilled in for 2pm <3

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@nextworldmural same vibe as t.h. white describing lancelot in the once and future king. Which could mean nothing

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(A week into Salò trying to lighten the mood) Come on guys, it's probably gonna be like 8 days of Sodom, 9 max