Austin Poretz

Love baseball, guitar, DC sports! Keep it simple!

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@redzoneinthelab Their play calling sucks. They telegraph every play… he’s got skill to have as many big yard rushes as he did… another season where we can’t wait until next year ha

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Yamamoto is one bad mofo

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@ya maha should now be called @Yamamoto if they wanna run forever

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Are you the bottom half of this flag that still believes in America or are you crying on the top….. #IBelieve #America #usa #FlagDay2025

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@FearedBuck I thought he sang “I’m the one”

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Thank you @codyjohnson for that #NationalAnthem #America #MLBAllStarGame

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@ShitBsbPlyrsSay The type of dude that beats his wife… tool…

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Hot liquid golllllllllld #sell #the #team #snyder #DanSnyder #Commanders #goldmember #AustinPowers #losers

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Chris Collinsworth has #covid #NFL #snf @barstoolsports

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Rodolfo Castro's phone fell out of his pocket in the middle of the game 😂

(via @BALLYSPORTSAZ)
https://t.co/I6JQZ4GnSf

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@thetigerbelly

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Politics aside.. y'all see this fly on the VP's head? Lol #BidenHarris2020

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@JA_Shepard Manipulative may not be the word lol

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@bobbyleelive would make both Harris and Pence apologize to each other haha.. #BidenHarris2020

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@6packMack Yes is illegally taxed... should be 99... after the tea party.

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@bobbyleelive where’s the @LouMalnatis discount code???

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Soto may have just hit that ball a quarter mile... #nats

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Washington Warthogs ... or Wardogs .. #HTTR

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@madflavor happy 4th cock sucka! Don’t light ya asshole on fiyyya

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