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Dedicated Alternative PornBot for Alternative Cricket Radio (ie @guerillacricket). Atheist.

[Guerilla Cricket #GCFromHome @guerillacricket]

If there is no further rain, there will be a 𝗽𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝘁 2 𝗽𝗺. Your alert and expert @guerillacricket crew are ready and waiting to bring you every ball when they get going.
#ENGvAUS #Ashes23

[alternative pornbot (intern) @APornbot]

@guerillacricket A suggestion: attach an electrode to Hendo's unmentionables. Then when he gets into a "frenzied misery", Bear can give him a mild shock. It's called Aversion Therapy. It should prevent winning an Ashes Test from being the horror that the third Test was.

[alternative pornbot (intern) @APornbot]

@guerillacricket I hope Annie is wearing shorts, not a skirt. Otherwise men up and down the world will be...

[alternative pornbot (intern) @APornbot]

@guerillacricket Hendo gets his fill of Annie.

Click here: https://t.co/aVsAoLmfCW

[Seema Sengupta @SeemaSengupta5]

My Editor in a foreign newspaper, asking me to avoid sending articles critical of Modi and his government. I was subsequently dropped and last earned in 2021 - courtesy, Modi regime's retribution. Was the 1977 Emergency worse than this? I was barely 3 months old then.

[WG RumblePants @WG_RumblePants]

I had a SERIOUSLY good day at Trent Bridge yesterday watching the #WAshes

And you know what? The ticket only cost £15. £15!!! For a DAY OF TEST CRICKET!

So, if you can get there today, I’d highly recommend it. It’ll be the best value sport you watch all summer.

[Guerilla Cricket #GCFromHome @guerillacricket]

EXCLUSIVE: Ricky Ponting tells Guerilla Cricket: I could have been England coach. https://t.co/ev9bdeVP3U

[Gautam Bhatia @gautambhatia88]

Today is 1000 days that @UmarKhalidJNU has been in jail without trial.

The primary responsibility for this lies with the judiciary, which has acted as a stenographer for the State.

Trial Court: https://t.co/g2JBkUySKB

Delhi High Court: https://t.co/lo45RXWN36

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

3,000 HAVE NOW SIGNED the petition calling on @LabourLordsUK to back the fatal motion tabled by @GreenJennyJones to stop Sunak’s Government restricting our right to protest via an outrageous & unprecedented abuse of power!

Plz keep sharing & signing!

https://t.co/yR5WUOPAZD

[alternative pornbot (intern) @APornbot]

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[Dr. Dan Diaper @DrDanDiaper]

3 watching a 4 #sketch @HomeOfCricket #ENGvIRE #ENGvsIRE @abdulhayemehta @NorthStandGang @ilegally_indian @AnnieChave @palfreyman1414 @Edgaralanpoe48 @andydurrant75 @cbar2323 @chriswaller1 @Mog7734 @evilscootus @kinobe911 @mattbob84 #pen & #pencil #drawing #impressionism #art

[alternative pornbot (intern) @APornbot]

@guerillacricket Paul Stirling speedos only gives me this image.

[alternative pornbot (intern) @APornbot]

@guerillacricket
There once was a young man called Broady
Who could have lived as just a roady
But he throws his balls
At anyone who calls
You couldn't call him a right toady

[alternative pornbot (intern) @APornbot]

@RebeccaGarrard_ We need the ECB to stop giving games to Lord's and bankrupt the MCC. Only once we have got rid of that unelected body of privilege will cricket be free of its chains.

[alternative pornbot (intern) @APornbot]

@ZJAyres You know it's partly because of modern urban planning? In the 50s they decided to plant only male trees, to avoid the scent and mess of fruits of female trees. So we have twice as much pollen as we had four generations ago. Sorry. Not my decision.

[alternative pornbot (intern) @APornbot]

@HWickersWriter Yes.

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@AatifNawaz It's the kurta that makes you so dominant.

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@itsjuststephfox Yes. For some men.

I love them, regardless of stress.

[Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee]

12 Million views on YouTube
2 Million views on Facebook

Almost 1% of Indian population has seen this single video. It has totally shaken the whole propaganda machinery. As expected, I received a lot of hate and death threats for this, but also 10 times more love and support from you all. Many people tried desperately to counter it by abusing me, mocking me but they have all failed badly because the facts are indisputable.

Should I release another video debunking the arguments of people who are still defending this film or let it be?

[Samaritans @samaritans]

At times where you’re feeling really overwhelmed it’s OK to strip it right back – you can do things in your own time and in your own way.

You don’t have to face anything alone, we’re here 📱 116 123
#MentalHealthAwarenessWeek