Aaron Porter

[Aaron Porter @APorts89]

So excited for my new Twitter friend @MrScottieR #puppetsforlife

[Aaron Porter @APorts89]

One of those can't get enough coffee day... #thismorning #plane #sleepless

[Aaron Porter @APorts89]

Epic fail @united. Thanks for a failed trip.

[Aaron Porter @APorts89]

Whenever horse racing trickles into mainstream life, I realize I don't understand odds.

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Thanks @adammmmmfarber

[Aaron Porter @APorts89]

Amazed by the inadequacy of @FedEx to deliver packages. Tired of spending hours on the phone finding my packages. #late #companyfail

[Aaron Porter @APorts89]

Memphis BBQ at it's finest! http://t.co/SofXhOhUGQ

[Aaron Porter @APorts89]

Breaking Bad was really good! Full series accomplished!

[Aaron Porter @APorts89]

One of those "wanna pack up my bags and move very far away" kind of days.

[Aaron Porter @APorts89]

Can't remember the last time I yelled at the TV....whew. #BreakingBad #Season2ep2 #latecomer @niaviolet

[Aaron Porter @APorts89]

What's a word that means more than incredible? How about @BulletsOverBway? What a great night at the theatre!

[Aaron Porter @APorts89]

@DonowskiKymmy it hasn't been a bad 2 years...how about your?

[Aaron Porter @APorts89]

Q: What would happen if @Eminem became anorexic, and started wearing sunglasses from now on? A: He'd be the 'Real' Slim Shady #amazeballs

[Aaron Porter @APorts89]

@niaviolet after everything we have worked for...#ifailed

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@niaviolet you might have a dishwasher, but eventually you will realize life without yours truly is not a life to have.

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@GoldsteinMorgan you were in NYC!?!?!?

[Aaron Porter @APorts89]

There are few things in life as wonderful as a freshly washed bathrobe. Sooo soft!

[Aaron Porter @APorts89]

@C_Diercks ahh that's sucks. Thanks for the heads up!

[Aaron Porter @APorts89]

@niaviolet oops #pockettweet All here is fine with the double A-RON! can't wait till you visit!

[Aaron Porter @APorts89]

Alright printer. You win tonight. I give up. Now we are just wasting very expensive ink. @hp #technologyissues