ApostaJoe

[ApostaJoe @ApostaJoe]

@CraftyBrandingo Best of luck! I got hit with a 4th interview for the job I just got an offer for. Keeping pushing! You got this.

[ApostaJoe @ApostaJoe]

I am the American public during the Bill Clinton scandal: like maybe we coulda forgiven the infidelity BUT NOT the lying under oath

[ApostaJoe @ApostaJoe]

The only way I’m gonna survive a career in helping others beat the rigged game of life is by loving myself with a passion and teaching others to do the same

[ApostaJoe @ApostaJoe]

Decolonize your mind. Question everything. Love yourself. Grow!

[ApostaJoe @ApostaJoe]

“Stop erasing history” -person concerned about racist statues and monuments being taken down.

I agree. Let’s replace statues of racists and colonizers by putting up monuments to indigenous people (who still have descendants dealing with colonization).

[ApostaJoe @ApostaJoe]

Excited for my new job as the cute office gay

[ApostaJoe @ApostaJoe]

relationship growth: talking about your feelings openly w your partner instead of being passive-aggressive and mean/cranky/upset. Communication is everything.

[ApostaJoe @ApostaJoe]

@MeganMac1994 @KMac_Attack95 @WingerGatkins Youuuuuuuuuu!

[ApostaJoe @ApostaJoe]

Like to sweat? Ever post something meant for your finsta to your main insta accidentally?

[ApostaJoe @ApostaJoe]

My org is so used to bright eyed interns who are willing to burn themselves to crisps to please anyone with a drop of authority and here I am, coming to fuck shit up: building healthy work boundaries and commiting to realistic expectations.

[ApostaJoe @ApostaJoe]

Laundry day teaches me that I have to accept myself in any attire. "I don't need to glow up, I just need to show up."

[ApostaJoe @ApostaJoe]

Test your self-love. Get a bad haircut.

[T @tylerthecreator]

also just saw a grey haired older lady skateboarding and it warmed my got damn heart she was at peace

[John Legend @johnlegend]

I love that great, brilliant artists have the power to imagine a better future. But artists can't be blind to the truth.

[ApostaJoe @ApostaJoe]

I'd like some facial recognition software that only takes pictures of my face using my best selfie angles.

[ApostaJoe @ApostaJoe]

When you need the bathroom so bad you start meditating.

[ApostaJoe @ApostaJoe]

2018 anthem right here https://t.co/6L9Q6bXawZ

[ApostaJoe @ApostaJoe]

Honestly, I try to forget. My dead or perpetually starving neopets are my deepest shame and why I'm going to hell. https://t.co/5w4XJecFVN

[ApostaJoe @ApostaJoe]

I'm just out here to be cute and gas people up.