Sir Isaac Newton

Calculus students must hate me lol 😂

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I have a confession to make…The apple didn’t fall on me…I saw it fall

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@MrHorstmeyer

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@eddie_hubbs1 If you‘re born before England adapts to the Gregorian calendar then it is

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I was born on January 4th, but I was technically born on Christmas

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I’m going to put it out there that making world altering scientific discoveries can be difficult when you show signs of having autism, schizophrenia, and bipolar disorder.

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Gravity
Without it, we would just have gravy

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Fun fact, actually really really sad fact: I only laughed twice

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I would have gone into medicine but apparently toad vomit isn’t a cure to the Black Plague. Would you guys have hired me?

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@SmartHawking160 @EinsteinA17 Ok but who won?

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A wise man once said “We build too many walls and not enough bridges” that wise man was me, brilliant right?

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@eddie_hubbs1 With what? Is that not normal…

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After the “almost lobotomy” I didn’t discover what I needed so I miiiiight have…stared at the sun until I almost went blind. That also didn’t help and resulted in more suffering.

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2020 during quarantine really brought me back. I discovered gravity while in quarantine.

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Thinking back, that one time I almost gave myself a lobotomy probably wasn’t the smartest decision...

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I haven’t lost my virginity because I never loose

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@EinsteinA17 What if that was the point?

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On top of discovering gravity I created calculus and I invented a reflecting telescope. I am amazing

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As a child I was not expected to survive but I defied the odds and now I’m here to make my problems everyone’s problems.

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Recently I have been trying to convert lead and iron into gold. To give you an idea of how that’s going, I’m not rich yet.

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Anyone want a dog? I’m giving mine away to anyone who claims him. He is a menace to society. “YOURE DONE” doesn't even begins to cover it. HE COUGHT MY LABRATORY ON FIRE AND BURNED 20 YEARS OF MY RESEARCH. #Angry