Victoria Martin

Been crackin' jokes since '96

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@briannapluchino that's why we're friends. Cause I am also a sarcastic jerk. We complete each other Lucifer❤

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@rachel_sandomir same thing my moms telling me (except the Jewish thing lol) but it ain't stopping me I'm still doing it👊💪

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Chris Pratt is 6'2".. I repeat he is 6'2"
RT to save a life.

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Wish I knew how people have the money to get a tattoo like every week..
I've been saving for months & I'm only halfway there #whatsursecret

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@samsamshay I love him so much

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I would always cry when I got homework to do on my birthday.. Like my teachers should've known it was my birthday aka a national holiday

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How I Met Your Mother is so great

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Ben H., Ben Z., Shawn B.! Basically if you have a last name initial on this season of #TheBachelorette...we're rooting for you!

[Victoria Martin @apple_MARTINi_]

Waking up at 7 sounds like a terrible idea

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Holy shit Ben H came out of nowhere with his amazing charm god damn he swept me off MY feet

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My favorite part of Jurassic World had to be when everyone was running away scared, then you saw that one guy running with 2 margaritas

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I wouldn't mind being chased by dinosaurs if Chris Pratt was there to take me into his loving arms and save me

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I wonder what ever happened to Gavin from Friends.. I really liked him

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I feel like the animal control guy from Drake & Josh who was supposed to contain the wild dog but he carved a duck out of soap instead.

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“@heyifeellike: High School Musical made me who I am today” @D_M0nEyYyY

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When someone thinks it's okay to take your food

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@D_M0nEyYyY I love him