Bryan 🐝

Born Broken Brand

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨BREAKING: The UFC and Mark Zuckerberg have teamed up to give every blind veteran in America a free pair of Meta glasses.

[ESPN @espn]

JUSTIN GAETHJE DEFEATS ILIA TOPURIA AFTER THE REF STOPPED THE FIGHT AT THE END OF THE FOURTH ROUND 🤯

GAETHJE FINALLY GETS HIS UNDISPUTED TITLE 🇺🇸

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[IsaacPunts @IsaacPunts]

This is how I learned that Flacco is 6’6”???

[New York Jets @nyjets]

2026 draft in the books📚

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

TRADE OFFER:

The Saints receive: a new tight end
This dog receives: a comfy spot on the couch

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

As long as I don’t allow myself to form any thoughts I’m pretty much normal

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

getting a haircut at Great Clips feels like when a criminals bleeding out in a movie and goes to a vet

[Hank @hennycamenzyn]

Deal so bad they knew people wouldn’t have believed it yesterday

[TMZ @TMZ]

🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. https://t.co/iEc9C997Ik

[New York Mets @Mets]

9 beers. 9 dogs. 9 innings.

Citi Field 2026.

🍺🌭👉 https://t.co/e8ssN8DuLV

[NFL @NFL]

TRADE: Jets trading QB Justin Fields to Chiefs. (via @tompelissero)

[Vodka 🧊 @vodk_anon]

Never knew what this game was about but the cover went so hard

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

How come he looks like he knows what Minecraft is

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

BREAKING — Ser Geno of House Smith, Lord of The Broken Jaw of Dorne, is RETURNING to The Wall.

Smith becomes the first man since the Andals came to Westeros to be exiled to Castle Metlife TWICE. Have to feel for the once-promising Knight.

(per RapSheep)

[Bryan 🐝 @ApplebyBryan]

🤨😐

[NFL @NFL]

TRADE: Raiders are trading QB Geno Smith and a 2026 7th-round pick to the Jets in exchange for a 2026 6th-round pick. (via @TomPelissero, @RapSheet @MikeGarafolo)

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

The Mets get the win against Team Israel!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘Terrifier’ will officially end with its fourth movie, director Damien Leone confirms.

[ESPN @espn]

Small price to pay to make history 🥇