Andy Schlosser

twice the ass and half of the style Go Phils

[Andy Schlosser @AppleSchloss]

@MattGelb Phillies Therapy fan but also a fan of birds. For your woodpecker issue, it's worth a look to make sure you don't have a bug issue. Woodpeckers CAN be persistent but it isn't mating or nesting time. Some will try and store food in wood, but it's that or finding food.

[Matt Gelb @MattGelb]

@mleif That man is connected to his city.

[Andy Schlosser @AppleSchloss]

@MLBTheShow my account still hasn't worked right since the big account breaking issue nearly 18 days ago and I haven't heard from support since April 12th. Is there anything I can do to try and get support? Thanks to the XP cap, there are some things that I won't be able to do.

[Andy Schlosser @AppleSchloss]

@CodyShaneWare Do you know about this? (s/o to Brandon Dollar on trading paints) https://t.co/77dnhBZTEi

[Andy Schlosser @AppleSchloss]

@bbanimalstories But then ass is destroyed which is sorta like the same thing so

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

one minute you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about a new shortcut in excel

[Andy Schlosser @AppleSchloss]

@partmad Also this isn't my social media of choice and mostly all just sarcastic so take it all with a grain of salt - either way, funny bumping into you on the internet.

[Andy Schlosser @AppleSchloss]

@partmad Hey dave I tried to DM you but it's disabled - either way just wanted to say hi since it's been YEARS since FSAE and I happened to stumble upon your joystick library. Regardless, hope you're doing well and yanno reach out sometimes.

[Andy Schlosser @AppleSchloss]

Tbt to my finest hour

[Andy Schlosser @AppleSchloss]

@Stormy_Heather_ @julforshort I literally own the website still

[Andy Schlosser @AppleSchloss]

@bbanimalstories Dude woah I never noticed before but I'll actually RT this

[Andy Schlosser @AppleSchloss]

@julforshort King Park into Heaven/Prison elite combo 10/10

[James @CaucasianJames]

dinosaurs literally got taken out on the same planet we walk on today and people still think we’re invincible. ur not better than a stegosaurus

[Andy Schlosser @AppleSchloss]

@nootvander Haha thanks! Small world really

[Andy Schlosser @AppleSchloss]

@ThomasKrall = L/(1+e^-k(x-x0)) we just messed up the coordinates on the logistic function

[Andy Schlosser @AppleSchloss]

Recipe for a Moscow Yule (shoot your eye out):
Ginger beer, vodka, 1 awkward silence, 2 hopes you'll cry yourself to sleep staying up by the phone, lime

[Andy Schlosser @AppleSchloss]

@Stormy_Heather_ I tried to report this tweet but instead of "I'm in this post and I don't like it" there was no option for "I'm not in this post and I don't like it"

[Andy Schlosser @AppleSchloss]

@Stormy_Heather_ Okay this is just blatant Andy plagiarism here wow