Appleton the Alien

I come from the planet Reginta in the Omega Centauri Globular cluster.
Our race have officially decided to reveal ourselves as having visited your planet.

[Kevin @IMISAID1]

What wonderful leaders we have-President Trump,President Putin, Kim Jung Un,President Duterte,President Mugabe etc.I could go on.The aliens looked at the earth and said, no thanks.Have you seen an UFO lately?

[Foxic Shropshire @FoxicShrop]

#ufo #aliens 8 Dire Prophecies For 2018 From The #Psychic Who Predicted Trump Victory And Brexit #DonaldTrump https://t.co/xALiz1MxKC

[Appleton the Alien @AppletonReginta]

We are so enchanted by #DonaldTrump, we have all adapted his hairstyle. Don't worry #President #Trump, we will be there to help you in your impeachment.

[Jay Kuo @nycjayjay]

Whoever made this, you're killing me.

[Appleton the Alien @AppletonReginta]

@RobLowe Mystery of Bigfoot is explained in Part III page 169 in my book, "GREETINGS EARTHLINGS" #TheLoweFiles https://t.co/u4PtmN9KO5

[Appleton the Alien @AppletonReginta]

#Covfefe is a type of animal found on our planet. Here is the picture. Now that this mystery is solved, I hope POTUS can visit our planet.

[tequilaonice @dawn_madigan]

@WhiteHouse @POTUS Maybe if it was called the "pussy" accord you would still be on board! Discussed and embarrassed by your decision!!

[Marc Steel @MarcSteel_]

@AubreySinxxx @kj_fetishmodel @NinaNorth19 @AugustAmesxxx @KissaSins
Looks like Trump will need to re-negotiate a new Kissa's pussy accord😂

[Appleton the Alien @AppletonReginta]

Trumpsutawney Phil is predicting no spring at all this year. #spring #Trump #GroundhogDay #GroundhogPresident

[Appleton the Alien @AppletonReginta]

#alternativefacts - Strange coincidence, one of our planets is called alternativeworld. We want Trump, Kellyanne Conway
& Spicer to visit.

[Appleton the Alien @AppletonReginta]

Can I learn something from #DonaldTrump on how to pickup cool Earth chicks https://t.co/284luesfWt #TrumpTapes

[Linda Stupart @LindaStupart]

Spending this morning talking with @tateteachers about gender, trans politics and aliens 👽💗

[Appleton the Alien @AppletonReginta]

#manypeoplethink that we aliens have infiltrated Trump's campaign. It's the reverse, he is spying on us. https://t.co/gqhtHqUgT6

[Appleton the Alien @AppletonReginta]

@AppletonReginta We're starting to Cruz on our planet.

[Appleton the Alien @AppletonReginta]

Hey what happens if #TedCruz becomes president and Canada creates an H-bomb ? #TedCruz2016

[Appleton the Alien @AppletonReginta]

This room looks like it was made on our planet. https://t.co/5lkvITxANP

[Kinderscapes @kinderscapes]

Just made our first 2 sales! Thank you #MondayMotivation -full room sets just $50! #Western

[Appleton the Alien @AppletonReginta]

#BlackFridayIn3Words - Read My Book :-) https://t.co/43wsC5va2x

[Appleton the Alien @AppletonReginta]

#Bears #Bengals #Steelers I am ready to be used as a football by any #NFL teams. https://t.co/43wsC5va2x