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[Dio 🇳🇬 @heisntdio]

I just remember that talk “Messi will retire before Ronaldo cause he’s not as fit” 😂😂😂

[𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐑 @Fcb_striker]

Back in those days, we used to defend Lionel Messi with just an Olympic medal and U-20 world cup 🤦💔

[MP𖤐 @MagicalPep]

The fact that punching the referee actually crossed his mind is killing me.

Homelander isn’t a real human. 😭

[ACCRA MAYOR 🥲🥷 @0panaa_1]

Barcelona players are always the standard

[BeksFCB @Joshua__Ubeku]

Portugal played Colombia, and Ronaldo's fans instantly lost hope of winning the World Cup!

[Jiggy ✞ @nogojiggy]

Goals and assists at the end of last season:

Bellingham 8 goals and 5 assists

Fermin Lopez 12 goals and 14 assists

Y’all didn’t crawl out of your holes to call Fermin the best midfielder in the world, it only works when you can compare Bellingham to somebody who doesn’t even play same position with him.

[A-One 💙❤ @Abdulusman1607]

Real Madrid fans want to use a 7-game tournament to decide who's the better player between Pedri and Bellingham.

Meanwhile, Bellingham has been average for the past two seasons. One tournament doesn't erase two years of football.

[Jago @HEISJAGO]

A defender plays well, they compare him to Cubarsi

A midfielder plays well they compare him to Pedri

An attacker plays well they compare him to Yamal

When you are big you are Big😋😋

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

Argentina and messi's opponents if every team turned up.

Round of 32 - Uruguay
Round of 16 - Turkey
Quarter Finals - Portugal
Semi Finals - England

You people should stop crying and blaming FIFA. The big teams failed to win against those small teams.

[ChocoTribe 🇦🇷 @Debbybruno3]

They said Messi had not registered an assist in the World Cup and he decided to register 2 assists in 2 consecutive games 😂

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

The Yahoo guy in my compound is secretly selling his properties....

I was scrolling through Facebook Marketplace when I came across one of his ads.

He listed the generator he bought for ₦450,000 last year for just ₦250,000.

I used my friend's Facebook account to negotiate with him.

He agreed to ₦200k.

My friend met him at a junction, paid, I went to pick it at night.

This morning, he came to charge his phone in my apartment.

He saw the generator on my verandah, stared at it, left, came back. Stared again. Left again.

When he came to pick up his phone, he said,

"This generator too resemble my own o, they just be like twinne"🧐

[Z @zuuumann]

Bro is there any National team photo post 2021, where messi is with 4 players, and De paul or Paredes weren’t in it?

[Kalina Ann🍆 @KalinaAnnGG]

Le acaban de pulverizar los tobillos a Nicolás González. Los 2 en una sola jugada y no se vio ninguna tarjeta. Pero después dicen que Argentina recibe ayudas arbitrales.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Fuck bro, I want to scream corruption but Embolo was dumb asf there. What you diving for bro, ruined everything for your country💔

[➊⓿ @messiahballin]

I'm loving how Brazilians aren't letting Cristiano's comment slide. They're putting him back in his place. 😂

[MC @CrewsMat10]

🚨OFFICIAL: JULIAN ALVAREZ NOW HAS MORE WORLD CUP KNOCKOUT GOALS THAN CRISTIANO RONALDO. 😭😭

[ChocoTribe 🇦🇷 @Debbybruno3]

Julian Alvarez has a better World Cup legacy than Ronaldo

[Yemi | Faith × Business 🙏 @Yemi_d_keyking]

He can do all these knowing fully well that Messi is a national icon of the Argentinians.

When they return his energy, he'll begin to cry "racism".

[Oluwadamilare Ffs 🌺🇦🇷🇪🇸 @xxfw1da]

If Norway lose this game, the entire country might have to put Sørloth on trial for football crimes 😭😭😭

[Marcel @UTDMarcel]

Bellingham is basically a striker at this point 😂 No wonder he hates having Mbappé at Real Madrid.