Niche Apps

I'm glad I'm not an actual app developer or else someone would sue and kill me simultaneously.

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Hummus Stone™️
Not an app, but a better way to enjoy hummus. Tired of dipping or spreading hummus on your favorite foods like the plebe you are? Grab a Hummus Stone and rub one out all over your foods like a civilized consumer
#pumicebutfood #SundayThoughts

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High School The Disorder™️
Graduated from high school and don't wanna leave it behind? Get HSTD and using AR technology, make everywhere you go high school. Comes with teen angst, disgruntled teachers and spontaneous musical numbers
#HSMTMTS #highshCOOL

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Social Media University Tech™️
With this app, you can attend online courses for your social media bullshit! Not a real lawyer? Get your "law degree" at SMUT!
#SocialMediaManagement #keyboardwarrior

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Disney Minus™️
The complete opposite of a streaming service, Disney- is an app that utilizes your phone's location services so that the undead Walt Disney himself can find you and consume your flesh
#subtractingfromthepopulation #DisneyPlus

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Spaminator!™️
Tired of scam calls? This service redirects them to a 24/7 call center that talks to them for you with a wide variety of themes such as loud incoherent screaming or fan favorite -your name here- has been murdered and now you're a prime suspect!
#scam #justtextbro

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Fatmates™️
Need to lose weight but can't stop filling your face hole? Make your order on Fatmates, but instead of your order being delivered to you, a fat guy comes to your door and eats your order while making fun of you!
#MondayMood #fatboythoughts

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Semper Service™️
Thank a veteran for their service whether they want to hear it or not! Turn this bad boy on, and your phone will shout "THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE" whenever you pass by any veteran. Comes in all the languages.
#Marines #HappyBirthdayMarines

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Black and white rainbows™️
From the makers of Blindpaper comes this innovative assistant. Once the app is installed, your phone will tell you what color everything is, forever.
"That grass is green"
"I think that guys poop is brown"
#colors #hearcolor

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Go Far Coach!™️
Hey there champ! Yes, you! Train that throwing arm with this app. Just start it up and throw your phone as hard as you can at your wall. The louder the crash, the better your game man!
#athletic #FridayVibes

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Foo Tracker™️
Tell @foofighters lead singer David Grohl how you're feeling and he'll shout random lyrics back at you. It's the best, THE BEST, THE BEST!
#ThursdayMotivation #pleasestopyelling

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Blindpaper™️
Interactive wallpaper for the visually impaired. It tells you how great it looks in graphic detail.
"Ooo, shiny!"
"You're missing out on the colors!"
#hopetheyrenotdeaftoo #WednesdayMotivation

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Look out!™️
Tired of your boring GPS apps? Live on the edge with this semi accurate map program! Right when you're supposed to turn, the phone violently vibrates and screams, "LOOK OUT!"
#GPS #neveraskingfordirectionsagain

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Look Ma, No Hands!™️
This fantastic driving companion, at the press of a button, blows up other people's phones if they're driving while texting 👐
#eyesontheroad #handsfree

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No Savings Time™️
Never "fall back" or "spring forward" again with this app. Disable all clock functions on your phone and convince yourself that the time doesn't have to change or that you live in Arizona. You're not late for work, everyone else is early!
#DaylightSavingTime

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Dad Therapy™️
A great father-figure app for your mental health. Just tell daddy what's wrong, and he'll be sure to help! Say "I'm sad" in our innovative Fill The Blank system, and he'll be sure to say, "Hi sad, I'm dad."
#daddyissues

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Poo'dCast™️
The #1 streaming app for your #2!
Host discussions through your favorite podcast service about your shitstreams. Post blogs about your favorite logs! Let go of the load your holding in by listening to others talking about theirs! 💩
#dothepoo #shittyapp

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Still can't hear™️
A sound board for the deaf.
#soundsright

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RideCher™️
It's just like other ride share apps, but the driver dresses fabulously and is only allowed to play @cher on the radio.
#bestmusic #alwaysfivestars