KellYes

App State....that's it

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

Mike Johnson finally earns Grindr #1 user badge for DC metro area

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Come on, Internet. Do your thing.

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

So that’s the 300 foot gash from vandals? Tire tracks from trumps motorcade???

[Dabar Echad @DabarEchad]

She didn't know.

[John (Anarcho Cat) @anarcho_cat]

He’s alive

[JT Power @JTPower]

Mitch McConnell is alive and well everybody!

[Vandammit @ChaosAgent_42]

They just drained the swamp...I mean the pool.

Oh, look. Tire tracks. I wonder which terrorist left those..

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

Yep. These are tire tracks in the reflecting pool. Sediment has built up on the indents.

You can see where the front tires turned in unison.

10 years prison for Trump!

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Weird, right? It's almost as if...and ride with me here...Trump is a lying liar who lies.

[Chiefs Mama 🇺🇸🇺🇸❤️💛❤️ @bling_momma]

Reflecting Pool drained again, revealing tire tracks from Trump's convoy...vandalism MY ASS!!!

[Geoff @GeoffBrown82]

Mitch McConnell has FINALLY released that proof of life video and demonstration of his fitness to continue serving as a United States senator. Thanks Mitch, we appreciate you. Much love.

[Mean Bean @BoolaDude]

Good news, folks! Charlie’s just fine.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

I would hope someone would at least make it look like four different people wrote post it notes for me

[The United Spot @TheUnitedSpot__]

He’s doing great.

[theleahfiles @leahfiles]

The photo circulating of Mitch McConnell is AI generated. Can't make this sh*t up. All of the people involved in this cover up need to be held accountable.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

We knew the screenshot would come in handy one day!

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

I’m sorry but we live in the AI timeline. This is no longer proof of life. We need a reporter, in the room, live on camera.

They can do this until he “suddenly” dies on August 5.

[Covie @covie_93]

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell releases statement on the sudden death of Sen. Lindsey Graham.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Lololololol Mitch McConnell’s wife (Chinese spy) just released this photo.

It’s 100% AI.

[🇺🇸 The FJC 🇺🇸 @The_FJC]

Mitch McConnell and his wife released a proof of life photo. 🤭🤣

(See how easy that is?)