Punished "Venom" Michael

“All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.”

[Punished "Venom" Michael @AppyTimeRequiem]

in case i forgot to mention it when i'm "crankin my hog" im riding my motorcycle. if im jackin off i'll say so.

[Punished "Venom" Michael @AppyTimeRequiem]

Trying to read and understand chapter IX of House of Leaves 5 hours before I have to wake up to go to work

[Link🇻🇦 @ZeldaZealot]

The Japanese have discovered mothman and I’m realizing it’s the American equivalent of a Yokai

[Gavin @GeeJayAar]

My new favorite shirt

[Alex🌹🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @mndemsoc]

Centrists are out here doing 1950s red scare tactics and Mamdani is like "hey I did the coolest thing ever" for the 73rd time this year

[𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔰 𝔞𝔰𝔰 𝔢𝔞����𝔢𝔯 @luvusumibb]

niggas be shitting in the black mold toilet and when the water splashes on their butt the mold begins to travel thru the bloodstream and it slowly starts to cause erectile dysfunction and moldy butt

[malik @imuru_danansun]

"In France it's considered comically expensive to pay 900 euros a year for university"

[Dennis M. Hogan @dennismhogan]

If moderate democrats fight socialism as effectively as they fight MAGA we’ll have President Josef Stalin within a decade

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Steam Controller owner Ray Foss created a website that uses its internal vibration motors to make it "walk" back to its charging puck

[isabel @shutupisabel]

pilot paused and very carefully said we would be landing at 11 minutes past 9

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

a once in a generation political talent. i’m just in awe always

[ollie @ledytoss]

guy in community college wrote an essay intro so bad that I’ve kept it in my notes app for the past 3.5 years

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

Been living here for 6 months but it’s just starting to feel like home 🥹

[Arbutus Tree @aphercotropist]

If u think about it, seahorses are kinda really weird. "Horse" is doing a lot of work to normalize them. wtf kind of fish is shaped like that??

[Losing it @prophethusband]

(Texting friend a pic of the fattest guy I’ve ever seen) Your dad lol
[no response for 2min]
just playing Lol not your dad
[no response for 5min]
I am so sorry. Your father has a Lion’s heart. He raised a champion

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

The title sequence for ‘My Two Cars.’

The new series from creators Dan Licata and Joe Pera is coming soon to Adult Swim.