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normally here for hockey #GKG 🦁 • share my inner thoughts. oh & i have a podcast @bitchbetpodcast 🎙️

[My name is @AprilleShellie]

new favorite podcast

[Aprille | B!tch Bet Podcast @bitchbetpodcast]

E0 - “Human” is the first episode of B!tch Bet Podcast and it was released today! Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, iHeart Radio and YouTube!

[My name is @AprilleShellie]

the character avi in john wick is probably the most pointless character in that whole movie. 95% of his dialogue adds nothing to the scenes. he’s only really needed for 2 scenes so viggo isn’t talking to himself.

[My name is @AprilleShellie]

so happy for Carolina! ��🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[NHL @NHL]

THE @CANES ARE THE 2026 #STANLEYCUP CHAMPIONS!! 🌪️

[My name is @AprilleShellie]

what are we doing with these camera angles????

[Russell Morgan @NHLRussell]

McJesus? More like McNoCups

[My name is @AprilleShellie]

@CarrlynBathe 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[NHL @NHL]

"From the bottom of my heart, thank you very much! This has been my home for 20 years..." 🥹

Anze Kopitar speaks to the @LAKings' crowd after his final regular season home game.

[My name is @AprilleShellie]

just found out that the band i discovered over the weekend is ai & i don’t think i have ever felt more betrayed in my life.

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

Your first meme was probably a Chuck Norris fact. Mine was. He died yesterday in Hawaii at 86, ten days after posting a video of himself throwing punches on his birthday. His caption: “I don’t age. I level up.” This is a little tribute.

The real Chuck Norris was wilder than any meme about him. He lost his first three karate tournaments, then went 65-5 over the next decade. Six-time undefeated world middleweight karate champion. Black belts in five different disciplines. First person ever inducted into the Black Belt Hall of Fame, and the only martial artist to be named to it three separate times.

His student Steve McQueen told him to try acting. That led to a fight scene opposite Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon (1972), which became the highest-grossing film in Hong Kong that year. Then Walker, Texas Ranger ran 9 seasons on CBS, 194 episodes, broadcast in over 100 countries.

But his biggest cultural moment started with a college freshman’s joke. In 2005, a Brown University student named Ian Spector built a random fact generator on the Something Awful forums. It was originally about Vin Diesel. When the novelty faded, Spector ran a poll with 12 celebrity options. Chuck Norris wasn’t on the list. He won anyway, by write-in landslide.

By early 2006, the Chuck Norris Fact Generator was pulling 20 million pageviews a month. This was before Twitter existed, before Facebook was public, before YouTube had a single viral hit. A college kid’s joke website about a semi-retired action star became one of the most visited humor pages on the internet. It spawned six books (some hit the New York Times bestseller list), two video games, and a scene in The Expendables 2 where Sylvester Stallone’s character recites a Chuck Norris fact to Chuck Norris’s face.

When asked about his favorite fact, Norris said it was: “They tried to carve Chuck Norris’ face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn’t hard enough for his beard.”

The meme ran for 21 years. Most memes last weeks. Chuck Norris Facts introduced more people to Chuck Norris than his movies ever did. For everyone born after 1995, he was never an aging action star or a karate champion. He was the guy who counted to infinity. Twice. The guy whose tears cure cancer, too bad he never cried.

The last thing the internet saw from Chuck Norris was him throwing punches on his 86th birthday. Which is, honestly, the most Chuck Norris fact of all.

[WBG @TheRealWBG]

Chuck Norris didn’t die… he just gave life permission to continue without him

[My name is @AprilleShellie]

finally got around to listening to the latest thirty seconds to mars album & damn…jared got put through the ringer to write this one

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

Back in my day 6 was afraid of 7

[My name is @AprilleShellie]

@amartinez_27 i mean….i’d love if a marty and stolly breakdown would happen 👀👀👀👀👀

[Aprille | B!tch Bet Podcast @bitchbetpodcast]

Shoutout to the ones responsible for the 14 downloads that the podcast received this past week!! ✨🫶🏻🩶

[My name is @AprilleShellie]

forever hating this for quickie. forever my goalie 🫶🏻

[My name is @AprilleShellie]

protect kuzi at all costs 🥹🥰

[My name is @AprilleShellie]

i stay wanting food that’s not in my state

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Fck a breakup, have you ever craved food that’s not in your city

[𝙻𝙰𝙳£𝙷€𝚁$£𝙻𝙵 @Thebiglade]

When I feel stupid, I like to remind myself that I got my bachelors degree without ChatGPT.

[My name is @AprilleShellie]

and now we just figured out how to add all the guitar hero & rock band games

[My name is @AprilleShellie]

hubby pointed out a riff master guitar controller while we were out dilly dallying & now i shall be playing clone hero the rest of the night 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

[My name is @AprilleShellie]

all this talk about conformity gate just has me thinking about how this sounds very similar to swifties clowning for rep tv 🤣🤣🤣🤣