April

earthling… i mean person

[April @AprilTheFourthB]

Me watching the extended version of LOTR: Honestly, I think cut this scene.

[April @AprilTheFourthB]

Did Nikki Glaser mean to say all that, I know she’s like “cool girl” but maybe don’t say what if I accidentally molest my nephew, snl is not the best platform to try your weirdest jokes out on, idk, so many things she said just did not hit. And I like the gal.

[April @AprilTheFourthB]

@just_zutara Okay I only watched the first 4, I suppose I’ll move forward

[April @AprilTheFourthB]

watching episodes of the apprentice like looking at hitlers art

[April @AprilTheFourthB]

Is it not Wednesday? #thefourseasonsnetflix

[April @AprilTheFourthB]

I NEED a mock reality tv show based on The Floor, I’m obsessed. Everyone going back to their rooms to strategize, fuck (with) each other, study, etc..

[April @AprilTheFourthB]

So Tim’s poison plan wouldn’t have worked then? Or was Loch just extremely lucky? I need a scientist and a doctor to weigh in, stat! #WhiteLotus

[April @AprilTheFourthB]

#extraction is hunger games for real

[Arrianne @ArrianneGavagan]

Me after every episode of #severence

[April @AprilTheFourthB]

There’s something off about Brittany���s insta, it’s an intuition, everyone’s saying she’s just “being free now” …I’ve seen free.

[April @AprilTheFourthB]

@BusterJPerry @DisneyPlus @hulu Absolute bullshit

[April @AprilTheFourthB]

So I guess we’re just going to continue to let Hulu fuck us? #hulu

[April @AprilTheFourthB]

Jake? #SuperBowl

[April @AprilTheFourthB]

Those bell bottoms tho #SuperBowlHalftimeShow

[April @AprilTheFourthB]

I come to twitter as usual to talk shit. The new #HollywoodSquares is bad?? The pacing sucks and the whole thing feels forced. I like the celebrities, maybe it’s the questions? Is it the host? Idk, something isn’t hitting.

[April @AprilTheFourthB]

Wow, thank you. And thank you for the trees and the birds and the blood in my veins, sir🧎‍♀️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️#tiktokban

[April @AprilTheFourthB]

*cue Panem anthem*

[April @AprilTheFourthB]

so it’s like that then

[Concrete Halloween 🎃 @FFBTheGoat69]

Me every time that singing janitor Amazon commercial comes on

[April @AprilTheFourthB]

I’m late to the Lego game but I recently bought my first big set for like $200 and tell me why the person making the instruction books is legit color blind. It’s giving, you had one job Lego. Match. the. colors.