april

I share a birthday with Cardale Jones, as well as his sentiments about school.

[april @AprlMnt3]

Nothing like getting to your mid to late twenties and realizing that the boys you thought were hysterical in high school literally ripped off every joke from step brothers and wedding crashers but you didn’t know because you weren’t allowed to watch those

[Martian @LalimesMartian]

Introducing the game 1 starting lineup for the Ottawa Senators

[april @AprlMnt3]

Louisville don’t start with me

[april @AprlMnt3]

Wake me up when John Dutton wins Montana #yellowstone

[april @AprlMnt3]

Dougie is to baseball as Gronk is to football #happytobehere

[NHL @NHL]

The @Senators bag a win in their home opener! 🔴⚫️ #NHLFaceOff

[april @AprlMnt3]

The @NFL plaid hats look like something that would have been sold in hot topic/spencers circa the earlier 2000’s #myspace

[mj @Hockey_Is_All]

@Senators Senators hockey is back

[april @AprlMnt3]

The nfl is rigged and you can’t tell me
Otherwise

[greg @greg16676935420]

The debate is already ending and they haven’t even talked about their golf handicaps yet. I’m disappointed

[april @AprlMnt3]

Watching Tyreek Hill call himself ��Reek” in the press conference and all I can think of is Game of Thrones

[april @AprlMnt3]

I knew I had to wait to listen today @spittinchiclets (thank god I didn’t listen to this on a run)- @ryanwhitney6 for someone whose grammar/pronunciation makes me cringe on the reg, this was so well spoken and so well said. RIP Johnny hockey, you’re gonna be missed 🤍

[Doug Keegan @doug_keegan]

Hey @espn how do you get this so spectacularly wrong?

In 2012, Texas A&M finished 11-2 (6-2 SEC) and had the friggin' Heisman Trophy winner. You know, the guy who's the guest picker tomorrow on your pregame show?

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

I’m truly sick to my stomach. Life is so unfair and this hits on so many different levels. I’m completely heartbroken for the entire Gaudreau family.

[april @AprlMnt3]

I’d be so pissed if I were a bruins fan right now

[april @AprlMnt3]

Everyone hated country music until post Malone and Beyonc�� gave it a try. You bandwagoners!!!!!!!!! Tell me you like country music when you listen to Diamond Rio and Shenandoah !!!!!!!

[april @AprlMnt3]

Rent the runway is an absolute scam, legitimately nothing good is ever available in my size!!! Smh @RenttheRunway the worst

[Matt Solter @MattSolter]

Follow up from pro day @8ctaneBaseball with trackman data. Free agent RHP @FlatgroundApp

[april @AprlMnt3]

@dntfear_reaper Slidin off that gurney baby

[april @AprlMnt3]

I hated my outfit for work this morning when I was getting dressed at the gym and then I realized at least I’m not wearing skinny jeans and ankle boots