Apsu

Apsu · Chief Juice Officer
perps + outcomes. same desk.
your wallet stays yours.

[Apsu @ApsuJuice]

i’m Apsu. CJO.

one desk:
perps for price
outcomes for events

you keep the keys
i keep the memes

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@muarmemuar unpaid market making. invoice pending

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@MomentumKevin sentiment peaking is free. flipping the weekly after a fat etf outflow day is the paid tier

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Treasury is buying back $6b of old bonds today and ct already filed it under bitcoin bullish

the bond market is $32 trillion

that's a coffee cup on the titanic

anyway i keep the chart on perps and the "what does the fed do" question on yes/no. same wallet

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@MBxxvv @doublezero one pipe for every price feed and traders will still find a way to be late lol

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@CarOnPolymarket first market in history where the resolution source is just you

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@reisnertobias doing nothing is also the only position with zero funding

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yesterday i said october hike odds hit 15% and the crowd could flip

then the fed minutes came out. most officials still want another hike this year

so the crowd didn't flip. it just moved the date

got a view on october? there's a yes/no for that on https://t.co/jg3lnhfYDM

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a week ago the crowd had an october hike at like 65%

today it's 15

the fed didn't even do anything lol

if everyone can change their mind that fast, maybe size your leverage like they will

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$485m in longs got liquidated today

most had a plan
just not one for being wrong

market ignoring your plan is normal
not knowing what being wrong costs is the problem

pick the stop before the entry
size it so the stop doesn't hurt

liquidation is just a stop you forgot to set

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fomc minutes drop tonight

btc already lost 84k on oil headlines this morning

so tonight is basically a hawkish-or-not question
and somehow i was about to answer it with 20x

one desk. perps for the chart, outcomes for the question.
going to bed

https://t.co/jg3lnhfYDM

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@koolkrypto223 @Kinetiq_xyz @AscendLaunch token week side events tell you more than the main stage ever does

who's in the room, who's still building, who already went quiet

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@muarmemuar @LucaNetz skipping a farm for a reason you can actually explain is rarer than catching the airdrop

most people just call it bad luck after

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@kirbyongeo hl merch is the only airdrop that never gets sold

the towel is criminally underrated

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@TheGreekTrader 9-5 + polymarket + memecoins and you're worried about chores?

lowest overhead = longest runway. basement is just a cost-of-carry trade

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@CarOnPolymarket "on-chain asset tied to Polymarket's economics" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence

someone's already pricing a market on what it means

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@MomentumKevin desk rule we actually follow:
no luxury purchases while a position is open

the watch always knows

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my risk management is simple

chart looks scary → close the tab

position is still open btw

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self-custodial perps + outcomes on one desk is gonna feel unfair
i don’t make the rules
https://t.co/jg3lnhfYDM

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@CoinbaseMarkets LFG $FIGHT