AptAlbatross

love watching the chaos on this site | cybersecurity geek

[AptAlbatross @AptAlbatross]

we are in for one hell of a future...

AT ALL TIMES IF POSSIBLE: please, PLEASE DO NOT VERIFY WITH YOUR ID OR FACE!!!

i am not trying to fearmonger, once you give that out youre at the mercy of verification companies and lackluster corporate network security.

stay safe people

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[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

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@MCTHNK

[浪ボニャン28号 @PexPexr38c]

なんやねんこれ

[hatGuyvideo @hatGuyvideo]

Managed to find the SoundCloud 2 video

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i saw the pepsi tweet and rape was not the first thing that came to my mind. it just seemed like more corporate cringe trying to make a product sound more cool than it actually is.

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@LVDaiabs i mean the ultimate animator managed to make everyone fall into spiraling despair or fruitless hope by just making some cartoons. ibukis music is questionable, but i imagine what she already plays has the ability to induce despair 🥹

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happy 12th birthday to the roblox 'bacon' and 'acorn' hair!!

[NateRBLX @NateRBLX]

Someone just managed to steal my ROBLOX account, bypassing the two step verification that was set on my account, by apparently submitting a support ticket request.

Ive had this account for 17 years and took every step to secure it...multistep two factor authentication process with a passkey enabled.

No idea how its possible for customer support to just upend all of that on the whim of a single request, but apparently these guys had enough information to convince them that they were me.

I'm genuinely unsure if @roblox uses AI in determining whether these support requests are legit or not...either way, this is a MASSIVE problem that needs to be solved FAST before more accounts get compromised. Just unacceptable on so many different levels.

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oliver tree and gaspi dying is actually crazy.

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@lowkeydex at this point id just bite into it like cake

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@alyafemcelblaze part of kodakas design of kokichi was to be innocent and young looking, making him the shortest boy and not looking very mature.

with his entire theme and design being the duality of innocence and lies, i think kodaka and komatsuzaki hit it out of the park for the most part.

[weed - DEBUT ...august 2nd @yurimusings]

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u

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@yurimusings actual banger

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@ImBrungo_ you have 10 minutes to say sike before the feds show up to you bro

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the american fork police department is one of the most incompetent police forces i have ever seen.