Alexa Smith

[Alexa Smith @aRae96]

Can I blame my worry lines on my job? 🙃

[Alexa Smith @aRae96]

*Jake in his sleep* It’s 400-600 meters.
Me: what?
Jake waking up: Were we not talking about M-4s?

Jake, would I be talking about M-4s??? 😂😂😂😂

[Alexa Smith @aRae96]

How’s small minded. Incredibly sad and disappointed in my community. I wish I could say the majority of the comments were positive, but sadly the majority were like the ones pictured. 😔

[Alexa Smith @aRae96]

@Ambs129 You know that’s right

[Alexa Smith @aRae96]

Who else is ready to fast forward to New Year’s Eve?

[Alexa Smith @aRae96]

Me: “let’s talk about Tiger King.”
Amber: “I haven’t started watching it.”
Me: “But you liked my tweet.”
Amber: “oh, I thought you were drinking or something.”

😂😂😂 @Ambs129

[Alexa Smith @aRae96]

Hey there, all you cool cats and kittens.

[Alexa Smith @aRae96]

@Ambs129 I just want to bring this tweet back up. 😂

[Alexa Smith @aRae96]

"at this point in time, I'm really regretting not applying for that job at yarnspirations." Only @Ambs129

[Alexa Smith @aRae96]

There's nothing better than being at a bar in Indianapolis when the Patriots lose.

[Alexa Smith @aRae96]

@Ambs129 Ugh. Can't wait.

[Alexa Smith @aRae96]

“Alexa, he has five acres. Do you know how many dogs I can fit on that?” -Cass Marie

[Alexa Smith @aRae96]

@Ambs129 😂😂😂 "he's a good guy!"

[Alexa Smith @aRae96]

God must have given me my sister so I could mooch Disney plus from her.

[Alexa Smith @aRae96]

My coworker, my boss, and I have a group message where we let each other know when Bath and Body Works is having sales, and honestly it’s such a game changer.

[Alexa Smith @aRae96]

@Ambs129 Nooooooooo. I thought they were coming out today. 😭😭😭

[Alexa Smith @aRae96]

Why does EVERY show on TV depict social workers as these monsters who take away kids from perfectly good parents?

[Alexa Smith @aRae96]

Me: "well have you tried checking mycase?"

Him: "what's mycase?"

Me: "oh, okay, I'm about to change your life."

😂😂😂😂

[Alexa Smith @aRae96]

"Stop apologizing. It's a messed up female habit."

[Alexa Smith @aRae96]

@Ambs129 .....Have you already landed? Because I'm definitely not there yet.

[Alexa Smith @aRae96]

@Ambs129 *proceeds to explain your ennegram type*