𝓒𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐘—

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝖨 𝗐𝖺𝗌𝗇 𝗍 𝗌𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎
𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔦𝔱 𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔰 𝔬𝔲𝔱
ʸᵒᵘ ʳᵉ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᶜᵒᵒˡ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[𝓒𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐘— @ARANKBALDCAPE]

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[𝓒𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐘— @ARANKBALDCAPE]

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[𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉 .𖥔 ݁ ˖ @KryptonsEcho]

#𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙐𝙉𝘿𝘼𝙔 https://t.

[𝓒𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐘— @ARANKBALDCAPE]

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" your treat huh .ᐣ "

he thought for a moment . . he doesn t really have anything better to do . . and it s hard to decline free food .

" sure , why not . you re not gonna try and sell me into anything right .ᐣ "

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[𝓒𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐘— @ARANKBALDCAPE]

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the bald hero just stood there as the other erupted into laughter . . his question was dead serious .

" uh huh . . "

he s certainly a 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 intrigued about it . . enough for a long story .ᐣ no . but still . .

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[𝖲𝖠𝖳𝖮𝖱𝖴 @MugenSorcery]

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❪ There was a small eruption of laughter when he questioned what he meant by cursed energy, probably one of his newer albeit / 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 / ————, retorts. ❫

⠀“ Nah, but it does have a lot of bad stuff that comes down with it. ” ———
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[𝓒𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐘— @ARANKBALDCAPE]

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" all I do is punch , usually just one is enough "

he would then raise up his hand and clench it , and for some reason that s all it took for this bald man to start emanating a deadly aura . .

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[𝓒𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐘— @ARANKBALDCAPE]

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saitama would stare at those hands for a moment before giving a nod .

" cursed . . energy .ᐣ did you piss of a witch or something .ᐣ "

he really has no idea what this white haired sorcerer is talking about . .

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[𝖲𝖠𝖳𝖮𝖱𝖴 @MugenSorcery]

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⠀⠀“ They’re clean, I swear ! ”

❪ His expression running neutral
before he brought up both hands to show that they were indeed clean from any grime or stains. He wasn’t inconsiderate. ❫ ———
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[𝓒𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐘— @ARANKBALDCAPE]

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" uhhh . . one of your goons .ᐣ I m sorry to hear that but I can t help , I don t even know their names "

placing his empty glass on the table in front of him and sticking some yen underneath it before standing .

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[𝓶͟ⁱ͟ˢ͟ˢ͟ ⃫ 𝕭𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @BLIZZARDUSWOMAN]

‘𝓃ot great 、actually .̲.̲. and you 𝓀now why ¸𖤠 it’s ’cause 𝓈𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 forgot to answer 𝓂𝘺 calls today .̲.̲. take a guess ｡’

[𝓒𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐘— @ARANKBALDCAPE]

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" hmm .ᐣ oh hey blizzard , how are . . ahah .ᐟ uh you .ᐣ "

he finally succeeded in grabbing the cherry .

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[𝓶͟ⁱ͟ˢ͟ˢ͟ ⃫ 𝕭𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @BLIZZARDUSWOMAN]

‘𝓸h gee 、look what the cat dragged in ｡’

[𝓒𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐘— @ARANKBALDCAPE]

" not my name . "

[𖤝 ཀ 𝐇𝐞aven's Fᴀ𝔫𝔤 ꒷꒦ 𓆰 @venavoire]

‘ Caped Baldy . . ’

[𝓒𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐘— @ARANKBALDCAPE]

—— still nearby , finally speaking up .

" uhh . . do I know you .ᐣ "

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[𝓒𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐘— @ARANKBALDCAPE]

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saitama was just trying to get some beef for a stew he was planning on making tonight , looking through all of the packaged meats , picking them up to try and find one that was slightly heavier than the others .

eventually ——

[⠠𝖵𝖮𝖨𝖣𝗙𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗦 @drunknfists]

— through the discounted meats, she happened to run into @ARANKBALDCAPE.

[𝓒𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐘— @ARANKBALDCAPE]

—— noticing someone looking at him in the corner of his eyes , he didn t recognise her so he just shrugged it off at first and thought it was in his head .

only for when he decided on his desired beef , to turn and notice her ——

[𝓒𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐘— @ARANKBALDCAPE]

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dealing with a monster .

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[𝓒𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐘— @ARANKBALDCAPE]

—— shatter it in his hands , his face look more nervous than hurt though . .

" . . whoops . "

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[𝓒𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐘— @ARANKBALDCAPE]

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perking up as he heard a voice , looking around for a few moments until he found the face who spoke .

" oh , I ve got it , it s just . . really . . diffi- "

𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇

accidentally gripping the glass too hard and ——

[𝓕𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝓕𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐄𝐑 .ᐟ @DUALHOOKBLADES]

he would simply observe lighting a cigarette as he watched the bald man struggle with what he was doing.

❝ umm .. you got that buddy .ᐣ ❞

[​ ɢʏᴏʀᴏ ✗ ɢʏᴏʀᴏ​ @thirdeyedeity]

https://t.co/p0Sezqt48a

[𝓒𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐘— @ARANKBALDCAPE]

—— but yeah , I think the rankings are partly made up on popularity with the general public .

their hero naming is even worse . . "

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[𝓒𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐘— @ARANKBALDCAPE]

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" I don t know where your hands have been . "

another little huff , looking up at the sun for a moment to gauge the time .

" hmm .ᐣ you in something that ranks too .ᐣ are you an athlete or something .ᐣ ——

[𝖲𝖠𝖳𝖮𝖱𝖴 @MugenSorcery]

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( A slow and steady blink given to the other , watching as he retracted the cake from his grip. ) “ Didn’t think I needed to ask. ”

( He listened to what the hero had to say, finding a parallel to further draw upon them. ) ——
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