ARAR-S2352 "Carbide"

Signalis parody/rp account

Local Vent Rat on Sierpinski, Barely functional alcoholic and kleptomaniac
(not irl)
(IM NOT REALLY ACTIVE ON THIS ACCOUNT MUCH)

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approaching rapidly with an arc welder

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@EusanNation @mayasalesbica @Signalice39 @real_arar @sesbianhunter @Meguminleu28316 @_ararauna_1472 @Amy_R16_S2 @s2307juli @ARAR_S2317 @ZweiDaAngrySTCR @BrandySTCR @STARLING_23012 @STAR_S2162 @STAR_S2315 @Aurora_2033_ I awaken (i rarely check twitter)

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@avocadospud2 @Commander_FKLR I don't see the flaws.

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@avocadospud2 @Commander_FKLR Bombs solve all issues, No?

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@avocadospud2 @Commander_FKLR I made bombs.

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@avocadospud2 @Commander_FKLR Didn't you get your shit pushed in by a gestalt who then stole said rifle?

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Decommissioned.
That is all.
Torn apart for scrap even.

[🎄⭐Celestia | Saving for Firefly ⭐🎄 @WhereIsCelestia]

Your pfp stirs your coffee like this before serving it to you.

How do you feel?

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@KLBR_S2314 Out of character? That is a foul concoction I dont think it would be out of character to pass

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@ZweiDaAngrySTCR You put your entire arm through the computer monitor. Is this what they call 'gamer rage'?

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@STAR_S2329 And give myself more work when someone inevitably breaks it or something else? Nah.

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@ZweiDaAngrySTCR Its cheaper to buy in bulk but also incredibly stupid to the point where I just started melting the surplus down

Actually uhh, Don't tell anyone. Nobody else needs to know why butcher knives are being listed as 'missing items'. I'm just uhh.. Tactically relocating them.

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@Commander_FKLR Words cannot express the agony that coalesced in my CPU as soon as I laid eyes upon this image.

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@KLBRsheik Yeah I don't doubt that
I took one look at the fact that a discord server was started and I just thought 'Unless someone I trust is in there, I am NOT fucking joining'

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@KLBRsheik Exactly, and its even harder to get an interaction going because ALL THEY POST ABOUT IS SEX AND SEX JOKES ITS SO MIND NUMBINGLY BORING

IF YOU WANTED TO BE HORNY YOU COULD'VE DONE THAT LITERALLY ANYWHERE ELSE BUT A REPLIKA GIMMICK ACCOUNT

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@KLBRsheik its partly why I've been on my main and not the 2 parody accounts more often because I can't exactly work with the haha funny gimmick when a solid 2/3 of the people with replika accounts make about as many sex jokes as the average middle schooler

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@KLBRsheik // Like, I'm out here just making jokes like "guys stop breaking shit" because it thematically makes sense with the character I bet you in sierpinski these guys would be ripped in two by adler or falke for making sex jokes constantly

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@KLBRsheik // Sex jokes are just weird and I wonder why they're so popular

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@STCR_S2307 Because it is
My source: The fifty maintenance forms I was given due to bullet holes in the walls
I'm starting to get tired of having to fix this shit

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another day another wall filled with bullet holes I have to fix, no rest for us ARARs I swear

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@ZweiDaAngrySTCR ALL INCEST LOVERS SHOULD BE DECOMMISSIONED BY HIGH SPEED KINETIC OBJECT COMPRISED OF LEAD AND COPPER

I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE INTERESTED IN LITERAL INCEST

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@ZweiDaAngrySTCR I'm genuinely astounded by the fact that this is a genuine thing happening

Escaped psych ward patients I swear

This shit is god awful why the fuck are people romanticizing incest