Abdul Razak Baginda

Political analyst, founder of Malaysian Strategic Research Centre, scholar, writer and NOT the murderer of Altantuya Shariibuu

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Oh so this is a story but if BN means 'waste' RT: @mkini_en Kelantan MB presents 'Harimau Malaya' goalie with house: http://bit.ly/epA7Qm

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@smellykatemoss @kalash_s she used to. With sweet nothings

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@kalash_s @smellykatemoss there is no next altantuya. there is only one altantuya.

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@MarsillaDewi assange dari australia le...

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so, nation, i say to you, "you're welcome." no need to give me datukship or anything. Rajagopal deserves it for knowing his own limitations

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so they forgot to play football. how bad was their defending for our three goals? the village bicycle also gets penetrated less

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so if we used it 2, they would surely know what it was & moan to the ref. and as we all know, indons can only think of one thing at a time

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so we baited them using their own trick. yes, laser! i had studied the 1st game & found they had used it against us, the cunning bataks...

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shorties vietnamese were undone by our setpiece game. and then as for the indons, hah. we knew they would resort to time-wasting and diving

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now, i shan't reveal all my strategies but lets just say for the semis, when u play vs a bunch of midgets, you turn the game into basketball

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it was I who masterminded our rearguard action against the Thais, and then thrashed Laos. but the real task was to beat vietnam & indonesia

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that is, @NajibRazak la. who then turned to the only man he could trust. Yes, Dr Razak.

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dont get me wrong. he's a good coach. but faced with turning around a team that just got clobbered 5-1, he turned to the only man he could

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of course, i say holiday, but really, i was there being the puppet master as usual. who was my puppet? rajagopal la of course.

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haha, and once again, good prevails over evil. light over darkness. malaysia over indonesia. just got back from my short SEA holiday

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and one more - Anwar, Imma letchu finish, but Assange dumped the best load of all time. OF ALL TIME!

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anyway, time to tido. tonite i will dream of all the juicy slogans we will use for GE13... Anwar Kasi Bocor! Kangaroo Boleh Balik!

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oh nearly forgot. wikileaks, hah. PR supporters. is Assange still your hero ah? snap polls? you betcha!

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as @kanyewest wud say, imma madafagging monsta!

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so that's why i've been away so long. planning all this political strategy. once again, Dr Razak delivers for @NajibRazak