Less than a month to go until @actserious' version of #thesatyricon leaps back into life in Bielefeld with Encolpius, Ascyltos, Giton, Trimalchio and all the rest reliving Petronius' eternal adventure. Live in Germany? Get the playscript for 10 euros: https://t.co/WBetxWH2Gm
What if Portia never came to Venice?
Theatre industry showcase for one night only, Edinburgh, 10 April. Audition pack for potential cast (paid) available 12th February or register your interest in advance.
https://t.co/l0KoVyUlrj
"I recognised his clothes, how recently he had shaved, the books and newspapers he read, the food he preferred."
Years after the events in #DeathinVenice Tadzio finally speaks.
Just published: Death on the Lido, a one-man play by @actserious
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We're republishing @actserious 's Tadzio Speaks on 1 Nov as Death on the Lido (a much better title) and including the original story on which the play was based. Order now and get Β£3.00 off the cover price and free UK postage. #deathinvenice, #thomasmann
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A serious problem. We need to update Paypal on our about-to-be-updated website but Paypal no longer provides readymade buttons. They, like all other systems apparently, require coding, which is beyond us. Does any system provide readymade payment methods?
"Let's focus on sex. Why do animals copulate? That's a trick question, by the way."
A question from the Lecturer in the polemic play Get A Licence!
In Eleven Short Plays by @actserious, available at pre-publication price of Β£7.99 from https://t.co/myuwADyJCg
Just over a month to go to get the pre-publication discount on our latest book - Β£7.99, UK post free. Ideal for drama workshops, competitions and festivals.
https://t.co/uYEi2re9JD
A little progress. Amazon algorithms still won't show our version of #thesatyricon in its general search "Satyricon" when it comes up with 400+ other titles.
But . . . if you enter "Satyricon play", finally we come up! Time for a glass of Falernian wine π
https://t.co/weGeRV78Ki
The Amazon saga continues as their algorithms continue to hide our book months after its launch. Got a spare moment? Ask @AmazonUK why they are refusing to show "The Satyricon, a play" by Martin Foreman in their search results? We will be eternally grateful. π
NEWS: Edinburgh-based playwright Martin Foreman (@actserious) is to publish a new volume of short play scripts on his @ArberyBooks imprint on August 28 2023, with a heavy discount for pre-purchases.
https://t.co/f33VMx3Tfq
The @AmazonUK saga continues (their algorithms have been hiding our playscript for months)
We currently have two cases open (ID 8832455742 and 8830534882) and we keep getting asked the same info
Here's the playscript entered twice to see if that makes a difference - it doesn't π
@Valancourt_B Happy to retweet. We're having the same problem with @AmazonUK which still doesn't display our playscript of @thesatyricon after weeks of exchanges with their "help" system.
We posted two new books up for preorder a little while ago, but Twitter algorithms didn't show them to anybody, so we're posting them again! Two new gems, Tom Reamy's BLIND VOICES (1978) and Thomas Tessier's THE NIGHTWALKER (1979), now up for preorder on our site at a discount!
I have just listed: 'Petronius' Satyricon', for 10.99 via @amazon https://t.co/f2kZEXoTVE
Which would be good news if you could find the title on Amazon Search, but after weeks of complaining to the support team, it's still invisible to the algorithms π @thesatyricon
"It made me feel disgusted with myself. Going back and letting him do it to me again. At times I wanted to kill myself. It's been a nightmare."
An accusation. Who do you believe?
From Eleven Short Plays for drama students & amateur theatre by @actserious https://t.co/v7s0JSE5PV
HT Hey, you down there! What's going on?
LL Did she wake up?
HT No.
LL Well, she should. We've got an intruder.
ST What do you mean, an intruder?
LL My partner has gone. There's a stranger in her place.
From Eleven Short Plays by @actserious
https://t.co/v7s0JSDy0n
MRS G What time is your appointment?
G They'll be there all day.
MRS G They?
G Two gentlemen.
MRS G I see. It's haddock for dinner.
G Delicious, dear.
Recognise the situation? See what happens to G in the fifth of Eleven Short Plays from @actserious
https://t.co/myuwADzhrO
Try every search term but after 6 months on @AmazonUK my Satyricon still does not show. For weeks customer service has given me generic responses but nothing has changed. You can buy this unique book on other websites but it's invisible on the most popular website. #censorship
"What sounds do you like?" A strange question in a future world when two strangers share confidences.
Umm Kulthum, a 10m play in Eleven Short Plays by @actserious.
Publ 28 August: Β£10.99
Get it now for Β£7.99 from https://t.co/v7s0JSDy0n
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