Jonathon Lance

moving elsewhere (BS) w/ same handle

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@emilyjobot Calling The Hague on behalf of this cat lol

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@WarrenLNaida This is what they look like in cans! I like them (and the Dirty Dr Peppers from McDonald’s & elsewhere). 🙂

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Has anyone gotten the World Cup visitor folks trying root beer floats yet? #WorldCup

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@FootyChancellor @FIFABrit To be fair, US place names requiring city+state for uniqueness is a very odd deal. I’m from a small town in southwest Arkansas called “Nashville” (not the big city of the same name in Tennessee) so I can understand the frustration lol 😂

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@jenbegakis US people showing up to liberate the world from boring holidays despite *gestures at everything going on right now*

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@Schnapperlol Kansas City is (mostly) not in Kansas, but this Arkansan appreciates the spirit! lol 😂

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@jenbegakis I fear they might get too invested. Imagine one nuclear power being pro-Auburn and another being pro-Alabama with a pick six for the win on the final play of the game lol

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@Mai_Kosugi I am from a small town called Nashville, Arkansas! Welcome to the USA and to the South!

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@yjtravellife @freedomfightr10 Yes, that’s fry sauce; no, it’s not like burger sauce.

Fry sauce is basically a 1:1 mixture of ketchup and mayonnaise. Freddy’s, Chick-fil-a, and Zaxby’s have versions of fry sauce named for their respective restaurants. Comeback sauce is similar to fry sauce.

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@tricia7191 Crystal Bridges Museum of American Art in Bentonville, Arkansas.

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@jenbegakis Welcome to the land of the free and the flavorful! lol 🗽

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@DSimpson88 It has even brought me back to Twitter! lol 😂

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@svershbow Very cool! Looking forward to it! 🙂

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@elsathora Yes, Mom & Pop places are the way to go, but you’ve gotta go to Waffle House at least once.

My Waffle House order: a waffle with chocolate chips, double hashbrowns scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, diced, peppered, and topped. Chocolate milk or Coca-Cola to drink. 💯

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@elsathora Just know that the mascot “Colts” has nothing to do with Indianapolis and everything to do with the team’s previous home in Baltimore, Maryland! 🙂

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Amanda Holden replies to BGT outfit backlash: ‘Of course there'll be side boob’ https://t.co/QweJ0N0XGo via @MetroUK

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@shaindelr This sounds like the setup for a Halloween version of Home Alone. Secretly, all of these pumpkins contained valuable jewels and are part of an elaborate smuggling operation.

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@aliciaandrz This also means that you can show them the Make Some Noise sketch of Ross Bryant improvising a commercial for the McDonald’s Macbeth sandwich:

https://t.co/glHqtVFRaJ

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@RaxKingIsDead That’s Gerald “Mus” Musculus Roquefort IV, Esq.