"The lunar flight is fake" that's amateur hour, I think all flights are fake. I believe we get into a giant sprite can for three hours and end up in Massachusetts via other means that I have not figured out yet.
"Wanna be happy for an hour, eat a steak.
Wanna be happy for a day, play golf.
Wanna be happy for a week, go on a cruise.
Wanna be happy for a lifetime, put your faith in Jesus Christ."
RIP, Coach Lou Holtz
USA, YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR A CANADIAN STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF MAPLE SYRUP STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON! THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW!